The visible skin irritation that forms directly around the anus while feelings of regret build up due to the soreness felt from keeping a butt plug in too long
by Frankie Puscher November 14, 2012
The feeling you have between 45 minutes and 1 hour after eating kfc where you feel sick from the grease
It is an accepted part of eating kfc that within an hour you will generally experience colonel regret unless you are a seasoned colonel veteran
by Browntown154 December 21, 2014
Deep Regret is the acute anxiety or inevitable apprehension trigged in the average male by the sudden or unexpected appearance of an immensely beautiful girl he innately knows is way out of his League.
The Theory of "Deep Regret" was introduced by Pete, a friend of Adam Young.
The Theory of "Deep Regret" was introduced by Pete, a friend of Adam Young.
by jypptonga November 13, 2010
Commenting or posting on a friend's wall and immediately regretting the action, in fear that they won't appreciate or enjoy the post, so much so that you consider instantly deleting the post rather than suffering awkwardness.
Two hours after posting the video with no comments or likes, Connie immediately was hit with a case of facebook regret.
by Longing for a Like in Lansing January 19, 2011
Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.
Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.
That´s so sick, Father...!
Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!
Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.
That´s so sick, Father...!
Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!
by rperazag May 17, 2010
Sex that one will regret later. Can be a result of sex under the influence of alcohol or drugs, or sex with someone who has an STD. Other situations can result in regret sex, though, as long as the fornicator in question regrets the sex they had after they do it.
No one has regret sex on purpose. There is no fetish for regret sex.
No one has regret sex on purpose. There is no fetish for regret sex.
Guy 1: Oh, look at Steve, he's going to the bedroom with Carla!
Guy 2: Carla is ugly, and has herpes!
Guy 1: Steve is about to have some SERIOUS regret sex!!
Guy 2: Carla is ugly, and has herpes!
Guy 1: Steve is about to have some SERIOUS regret sex!!
by Maxam4 June 21, 2009
Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.
Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.
That´s so sick, Father...!
Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!
Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.
That´s so sick, Father...!
Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!
by rperazag May 19, 2010