possibly the most hypocritical team in MLB. most of the red sox players look like hobos picked off the street.. and they have the behavior and manners of street hobos too! their fans are the most obnoxious in MLB, and most pathetic, too. they spend more time cheering "YANKEES SUCK!" than they do cheering their own team. and they think that one world series win in 86 YEARS makes them lords of the universe.last time i checked, a team with 6 world series wins and 86 years of choking is not better than a team that has won 26 world series in the past 26 years. if you want to see an excellent baseball team, go about 200 miles southwest to the bronx and go see the yankees.
"wow. i am the best baseball fan in america. my team is the red sox, and they are THE BEST team in all of the world. i assume that each and every person who lives within a 100 mile radius of NYC is low-class, obnoxious, and ignorant. i don't realize that all those things really just apply to myself. but don't tell me any negative things about my team! if you do, you automatically SUCK. i can't listen to ANYTHING you people say, because i'm narrow-minded and snobby. oh, yeah, i forgot- 'YANKEES SUCK!' ha ha. that's the only thing i know how to say when i'm at fenway pahhkk. the red sox are wicked ahhhhsome!"
by yankees fan for life January 15, 2005
a team that as soon as they won the world series lost all of their players even the one player who they thought would never leave, Johnny Damon, and they lost him to they better paying team...The yankees
by Yankees are good March 1, 2006
a group of fat pigs that didnt deserve to win shit.. They all were disgusting lookin' with there long hair and crap. Oh yeah, congrats on winning the WS... AFTER 86 FRICKEN YEARS. no matter what u say, the Yankees are better; 26 rings to what? 3?
Man 1 - You going to watch opening night on Sunday?
Man 2 - Hell yeah, whos playing again?
Man 1 - Yankees vs. The Red Sox
Man 2 - I bet you $100 that the Yankees win
Man 1 - I'm not a idiot, theres no way the yankees are going to lose! No bet.
Man 2 - Hell yeah, whos playing again?
Man 1 - Yankees vs. The Red Sox
Man 2 - I bet you $100 that the Yankees win
Man 1 - I'm not a idiot, theres no way the yankees are going to lose! No bet.
by Daniel April 2, 2005
the red sox are the best team in baseball..they owned the yankees (chokees) in the alcs..almost got swept but then kicked there sorry cheating asses..then swept the cards in the WS..we danced on the chokees lawn and in front of there pathetic fans and all a-rod (dora) could do was sit and cry because he is a little girl who likes to slap balls out off ppl's hands LOL WHAT A GIRL
Bill: Hey did you hear the medical association is coming out with a new choking symbol??
Chuck: No, what is it?
Bill: The yankee sybombol HAHAHAHA
Chuck: HAHAHAHAHA why is that again?
Bill: because they completed the biggest choke evah in mlb history against the RED SOX
Chuck: wow they must suck really bad
Bill: yea they do, they cheat to..A-rod slaps balls and jason giambi uses steriods and so does gary sheffield
Chuck: man the RED SOX must be really good..the yankees are so bad
Bill: duhhh the RED SOX owned them..i mean absolutley kicked their sorry cheating asses hahahahahahaahah YEAR 2000! YEAR 2000! YEAR 2000! YEAR 2000!!!
Chuck: i love this, the RED SOX rule
Bill: duh
Tom(in a chokees hat): well if it hadnt been for riveria blowing 2 saves in a row..we would have won
Bill and Chuck: YEAR 2000! YEAR 2000! yankees suck! yankees suck! biggest choke evahhhhhH!!!!!! WOOOOO HOOOO GO RED SOX!!!
YANKEES SUCK
Chuck: No, what is it?
Bill: The yankee sybombol HAHAHAHA
Chuck: HAHAHAHAHA why is that again?
Bill: because they completed the biggest choke evah in mlb history against the RED SOX
Chuck: wow they must suck really bad
Bill: yea they do, they cheat to..A-rod slaps balls and jason giambi uses steriods and so does gary sheffield
Chuck: man the RED SOX must be really good..the yankees are so bad
Bill: duhhh the RED SOX owned them..i mean absolutley kicked their sorry cheating asses hahahahahahaahah YEAR 2000! YEAR 2000! YEAR 2000! YEAR 2000!!!
Chuck: i love this, the RED SOX rule
Bill: duh
Tom(in a chokees hat): well if it hadnt been for riveria blowing 2 saves in a row..we would have won
Bill and Chuck: YEAR 2000! YEAR 2000! yankees suck! yankees suck! biggest choke evahhhhhH!!!!!! WOOOOO HOOOO GO RED SOX!!!
YANKEES SUCK
by YANKEES SUCK GO RED SOX December 28, 2005
The red soxs are the biggest 'dick' suckin 'losers' in the entire 'universe'....the last time they won a world series was in 1918 ......so omg they won once since then there a bunch of ball suckin jizz lickin 'cock' 'suckers' in the history of sports,.....and if ur a red sox fan ur fuckin 'stupid' nd wait u can all go suck somethin
by i stay high no lie u kno dis .....ballin December 6, 2006
The most cocky snobs you will ever know. They think they are the best team in the MLB. They are jealous of the fact that the Yankees have more money than them. The Red Sox won 7 world series in 105 years. It took them 86 years to finally win another world series since 1918. Any Red Sox fans do not have any right to talk about the Yankees, because the Sox are statistically and factually not better than the NYY.
Friend 1: The yankees suck, the red sox are gonna cream them again this year.
Friend 2: Hm, I wonder who won 26 world series and is worth over a billion?
Friend 1: So what, we have Beckett and Ortiz.
Friend 2: Impressive, you have a good pitcher and a gorilla who can't speak english. But our whole team is beast.
Friend 1: Yeah, but we have Beckett and Ortiz.
Friend 2: Is that your only argument?
Friend 2: Hm, I wonder who won 26 world series and is worth over a billion?
Friend 1: So what, we have Beckett and Ortiz.
Friend 2: Impressive, you have a good pitcher and a gorilla who can't speak english. But our whole team is beast.
Friend 1: Yeah, but we have Beckett and Ortiz.
Friend 2: Is that your only argument?
by dylannnnnnnnnnnn April 21, 2008
One of the sukiest team ever to play in baseball they call them selves idiots and cant talk proporly.
NEXT Championship=2090
NEXT Championship=2090
by Sukhvinder April 15, 2005