*Jeff* "you seen Stacy Poptart bro?"
*Rian* "yeah bro that shit nasty as fuck! it almost popped in my mouth!"
*Jeff* " I accidently touched it! we can never have a threesome again"
NARRATOR ~ And that's how Jeff and Rian knew they were GAY.
*Rian* "yeah bro that shit nasty as fuck! it almost popped in my mouth!"
*Jeff* " I accidently touched it! we can never have a threesome again"
NARRATOR ~ And that's how Jeff and Rian knew they were GAY.
by PT4L February 16, 2019
Get the Poptartmug. When the girl flicks the balls repeatedly until you ejaculate on a pop tart and slap her in the face with it while you eat the other pop tart.
Bryson- Hey you wanna try poptarting?
Emily- Sure what do i do?
Bryson- Here hold these pop tarts and ill show you
Emily- Sure what do i do?
Bryson- Here hold these pop tarts and ill show you
by lihams22 February 20, 2014
Get the Poptartingmug. A reference to players in certain video games (Mechwarrior, Halo, etc...) who jump up from behind obstacles that conceal them to shoot the opposing team or player. A very n00by person poptarts alot, almost as their sole form of combat.
*Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot*
Mechwarrior Vipetheviper: "C'mon Blaza, don't be such a poptart! You have more dignity than that."
Mechwarrior Blaza: "Oh yea? What'll you do about it."
*Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot AGAIN*
Mechwarrior Vipetheviper: "C'mon Blaza, don't be such a poptart! You have more dignity than that."
Mechwarrior Blaza: "Oh yea? What'll you do about it."
*Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot AGAIN*
by TShead April 29, 2008
Get the Poptartmug. 1) An insult often used by Cami. There is no definite definition, the only clearly stated definition is in the Napkin to English Dictionary.
2) The best breakfast food ever. They're cooler than you.
2) The best breakfast food ever. They're cooler than you.
1) Cami: You're such a poptart.
Person #1: ...What?
Person #2: Look it up in the Napkin to English Dictionary.
Person #1: Right-o!
Cami: WHOO! I HAS PUDDING!
2) I ate some poptarts, therefore my stomach is cooler than you.
Person #1: ...What?
Person #2: Look it up in the Napkin to English Dictionary.
Person #1: Right-o!
Cami: WHOO! I HAS PUDDING!
2) I ate some poptarts, therefore my stomach is cooler than you.
by Cami (Is cooler than you) March 18, 2007
Get the Poptartmug. 1. Any girl, usually a teenager, obsessed with being hip, artsy, or excentric, enjoys indie pop music and drinks redbull as a main part of her diet ; A girl who goes out of her way to be a "hipster".
"hey look at that poptart over there, shes such a hipster."
"she wont listen to that music shes a total poptart"
"she wont listen to that music shes a total poptart"
by Auoranaut October 04, 2011
Get the Poptartmug. by Twight0931 March 11, 2017
Get the Poptartsmug. 1) One who lacks intelligence and serves humanity mainly as a skin filler.
2) No real nutritional/intellectual value
2) No real nutritional/intellectual value
"He's cute, but when he started talking, it was clear he was a total poptart."
"The corporate poptarts have no idea what is going on, but they show up to make the meeting look important."
"The corporate poptarts have no idea what is going on, but they show up to make the meeting look important."
by Woobie2 May 19, 2009
Get the Poptartmug.