Bump in the pants formed when you sit down.
Pants that dont fit correctly may form a pooch.
by andrew "analyzer" johnson December 8, 2004
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When something is finished and you have to throw it out.
Where can i pooch my smoke?
by JKix May 17, 2005
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A 10 dollar bag of powder cocaine. It is not snorted, it is poured on top of marijuana and smoked.
"Where can we cop a pooch?"
"I got the blunt, you got the pooch?"
"That hole be havin them fat ass pooches."
by Merz February 7, 2003
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This terms, used by LGBT clubbers, refers to the one being in the process of perfecting his/her own looks, attitude, style, personality and/or all the above and is only so if this process is seen by an other's perspective as being pleasing to his/her (the observers) standards. One might even say this would be the extreme reference to express ones approval. When one is referred to as pooched this is to say the final view of ones attire is on hit status. To queer folk describing someone as pooched is the ultimate compliment. This term is embraced by queer folk in the USA from coast to coast.
Girlfriend's fashions were pooched from head to toe! Her mission to pooch was set out in fierce armour of the finest couture garb. She aced her effect with brim, bag and boots to match as carried on pooching at last nights function!
by Demicci D. Dior-Britt December 2, 2006
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1: A Bassett word, someone who says the wrong thing at the wrong time.

2: A complete & utter doushbag.

3: A straight man who is absolutely gay.

4. A man who cant control his mouth.
1: 'Yeah & then I cummed all on her tits!'
'Cheers son, but me & your mother didn't need to know that'

2: Mate, dont be a Rumbold, he's such a pooch.

3:I'm not gay, I love the Wanted.......

4: That's my missus, leave your comments out
by Ladybird87 July 16, 2011
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Twat, Cunt, Epic failure , Queer just a few words that come to mind
by Gritz1 May 6, 2010
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Something that eats babies, a baby-eater
Sasuke from Naruto is a pooch.
Pooches aren't allowed to face.
by PenguinGengar December 10, 2005
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