An adjective used to describe actions or statements which are self-serving.
Political works typically involve half-truths (such as statistics), hidden motives, deceptiveness, faked integrity or sincerity, or false advertising via exaggeration.
These political actions are frequently immoral since they offer no regard for honesty or justice.
The student used political tactics to get an 'A' without learning anything.
The man wore a suit and tie to the job interview for political reasons.
The presidential candidate focused on the Latino vote and domestic issues for political reasons, hiding his real agenda.
by Kristopher Windsor May 9, 2008
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the quote-unquote "refined" art of speaking, often for long periods of time, without actually saying anything.
Democrats and Republicans alike are masters of the art of politics.
by Achory September 24, 2009
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Well it's like this.

Freedom is a log with a giant cross-cut saw laying acrossed it.At one end of the saw are the Democrats and at the other end are the Republicans.The Democrats pull it this way and the Republicans pull it that way.They keep this up until they've sawed the log in half.Then they go back to their Satanic occult black lodges and gay anal eachother cause they are faggots.
Freedom is just a word they used to take your freedom away from you.
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The Canadian version of Pilates. A system of exercises designed to improve physical strength, flexibility, and manners.
Excuse me there, eh, I'm terribly sorry, didn't mean to rush you so rudely, but I may be just a wee bit late for my Polites class.
by Monkey's Dad February 24, 2020
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A form of “opinion” where someone shares how they feel of how a certain thing should be handled, then to be ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DEMOLISHED INTO DUST BY 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS WITH BLUE HAIR that suppose that their opinion is objectively correct.
“Hey Brian!”
“Oh, hey jimmy! Did you hear what they said on Fox News?”
“what”
“did you hear what they said on fox news
“…”
“Jimmy?”
“y-you must d-d-die. How could you ever watch something I don’t, I have rightfully decided that you are automatically a racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, and a fat shamer
“how the fuck does that make any sense”
“Because. Brian. I don’t like it when someone has a valid opinion. we’re not friends anymore”
“What the fuck, I just asked if you heard what they said how does relate in anyway to politics?”
“ur mom”
by cutout July 1, 2021
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Something in the old days never talked about publicly but today is usually diverted from any topic up to and including puppies, tits and fried fish.
I really like the way this flower smells.... unlike the stench of Maobama. Im not talking about politics, im stating the truth....about roses.
by Obama2014 September 2, 2012
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A clusterfuck of clashing personalities and beliefs.
Person A: In Politics, no one can be wrong or right.

Person B: That's bullshit! Vote (insert preferred candidate).
by doomedfromthestart September 7, 2015
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