oki poki

th gay version of oki doki usually used by those of th cheesey variety when they dnt no wat els to say, eg sean.

"badgers eat sausages"
"oki poki"

by gemma June 18, 2006

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have a slap on the pokies

To have a bet on the pokies

"Bill are you going to have a slap on the pokies"

by Dylan_Alien666 October 13, 2017

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pokie bum wank

Pokie bum wank is when you slide a finger or a couple of fingers up your ass whilst having a wank.

"Hey Marv , I'm ducking home quick for a pokie bum wank ay bruv"

by Dub_unicorn November 13, 2017

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A dance one does when dealt dem poki-roki's (two aces) in your hole cards in texas hold-em. The dances choreography is that of raising ones arms while your hands are pointing outwards horizontally; then making a 'wobbling' motion with your arms and head.

Much has been debated over the origins of the poki-roki dance. Some have even proclaimed it was first used by the Ancient Egyptians (due its similar style). However it was infact first used in a poker room in Aberdeen during the early 21st century by players desperate to be dealt dem poki-roki's.

It is now used by many who want or who have just been dealt two aces.

The following two scenarios show a realistic reenactment of a typical poki-roki- dance related converstation

Example 1:

(player is dealt aces) Player: 'do the poki-roki dance!' (Note: this is usually done online to avoid tells)

Example 2:

(player want aces) Player 1: 'do the poki-roki dance!'

Player 2: 'how? What is it'

Player 3: 'are you a n00b?

Player 1: queck to the left then queck to the right. I love dem rocks!

by RaySmey April 14, 2010

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