When you spend so long on the internet that you believe the real world is as messed up and weird as it seems online.
"I feel like shit, I spent all morning on facebook and I definitely got internet poisoning"
"Qanon is a digital soap opera for people with internet poisoning" -@KT_So_It_Goes
"Qanon is a digital soap opera for people with internet poisoning" -@KT_So_It_Goes
by OffColorOtter July 25, 2020
by coldass6 October 11, 2020
by Servine131 January 3, 2020
Some choose some tasty poison which seems good now good now, but is destructive over the long haul over current distaste for long term good.
by I, Wreckerrr July 14, 2021
A serious medical condition which presents itself after a person drinks too much, should not be taken lightly and should instead be taken directly to the emergency room, drunk is different than alcohol posing the way to recognize the difference is one is coherent and the other is not, if someone has alcohol poisoning it is important to make sure they don’t stop breathing and that they don’t choke on their own vomit
Girl: I think he has alcohol poisoning
Boy: He’s just drunk he’ll be fine
*12 hours later*
Girl: He isn’t breathing and he’s cold I fucking told you he had alcohol poisoning don’t just stand there call 911
Boy: He’s just drunk he’ll be fine
*12 hours later*
Girl: He isn’t breathing and he’s cold I fucking told you he had alcohol poisoning don’t just stand there call 911
by GayCloud June 25, 2018
I just smoked some Durban Poison that my friend smuggled from South Africa. Now that is some quality weed.
by ikilled50cent April 18, 2005
When someone perceives nearly everything through multiple layers of irony, and nothing through sincerity. This could extend to someone not being able to sincerely express their own beliefs without someone else thinking they’re being ironic or Insincere. And it could also extend to the inability of someone to take sincerity coming from others at face value, or being skeptical of it.
Person 1: I really enjoy X
Person 2: I bet you only like it because it’s secretly a coping mechanism for something else.
Person 1: it’s not, you’re brain is just irony poisoned
Person 2: I bet you only like it because it’s secretly a coping mechanism for something else.
Person 1: it’s not, you’re brain is just irony poisoned
by L+Ratio? May 26, 2022