by Dang-flabbit-Mom August 27, 2013
by boredusachick November 27, 2004
The time of the month when female hormones wage a bloody battle against said female. An unfertilized egg that had sauntered down from the ovaries through the falliopian tubes and been stood up by its date, sperm, and the lining of the uterus become the refugees of the battle, and flee through the vagina, and on to the poor female's panties. Sometimes though, the female loses her war-ravaged mind, and thinking she can stop the misery, shoves a wad of cotton up her twat. This, like many peace-keeping efforts, fails frequently.
It was a period of strife.
by Sabine Monster June 2, 2006
The reason why the pool is red,your sister gets mad easily,Why you see sponge like tubes made from cotton on the trash, and why your sister always says it hurts.
by Only guy/gay February 20, 2018
the hell that a woman has to go through once a month, when she bleeds like a stuck pig through her vagina. It's really gross and prevents some people from having sex during their week. Not only that, but she gets fat (bloated), has tummy aches (cramps), and is tired all at the same time. It also makes her moody. So everytime a woman gets mad at a man, his response is always, "Oh, so you're on your period AGAIN?!?!" It's awful. We go through all that just so we can have kids. Ugh.
by sillybillybob June 7, 2009
Women having their periods is the easiest reson why god is a guy
Basically a living hell
Don't ever ask a women if she is on her period--->BAD IDEA
Basically a living hell
Don't ever ask a women if she is on her period--->BAD IDEA
by liberalLadie;) February 18, 2010
A nonstop flow of blood that every girl has for one week every month. Guys THINK it's torture for them, but they have no uterus, so they can't have an opinion.
Girl: Ugh, I wish I were a guy! They don't have those painful periods!
Guy: It's hard for us too! We have boners!
Girl: Stop complaining about your fucking boners. Having thoughts about naked grandma isn't going to suck the blood back up my vagina.
Guy: It's hard for us too! We have boners!
Girl: Stop complaining about your fucking boners. Having thoughts about naked grandma isn't going to suck the blood back up my vagina.
by HPTrash December 12, 2017