n. A person who is typically/always socially imperceptive and 'latches on' to a group of people. this person is along for a ride and is impossible to lose, usually makes awkward comments making them unwanted. they are with you and eat away at your cool factor, making them a parasite
n. a tape worm with many friends and/or a facebook account
n. a tape worm with many friends and/or a facebook account
guy: wow person 3 is such a parasite!
girl: i know he saw us at dinner and has not left yet...wtf
person 3(social parasite):so guys....im going to watch you make out ok?
girl: i know he saw us at dinner and has not left yet...wtf
person 3(social parasite):so guys....im going to watch you make out ok?
by Atohn January 21, 2008
Sam is such a Time Parasite he spent an hour in my cubicle going over the specifications when all I needed was a simple answer.
by deckarep August 25, 2010
by Kayla Pratt January 29, 2006
A Human Parasite is a person who antagonise others without any reason at all. unlike Human Predators which include drug dealers, robbers,and other criminals who are all committing acts of aggression for an immoral purpose, human parasites
hurt other people just to see the reaction of their victims or to vent frustrations of a bad day.Examples of human parasites are bullies, hooligans, roitors, instigators of bar fights, and the guy who hits you in the nuts and runs away.
hurt other people just to see the reaction of their victims or to vent frustrations of a bad day.Examples of human parasites are bullies, hooligans, roitors, instigators of bar fights, and the guy who hits you in the nuts and runs away.
A Human Parasite is a person or group of people who antagonise others either verbally or physically without any strong motive for
Example One:
Guy#1. "Dude are You playing the newest Grand Theft Auto Game? What are the missions like?"
Guy#2 "I don't know, I just bought this game to be a human parasite and rampage people!"
Examples 2:
High school kid #1 "Hey I heard that you're taking Muy Thai at the local MMA Gym?!"
High school kid #2 "Yeah, I wanna beat the ass of every human parasite at our school!"
Example One:
Guy#1. "Dude are You playing the newest Grand Theft Auto Game? What are the missions like?"
Guy#2 "I don't know, I just bought this game to be a human parasite and rampage people!"
Examples 2:
High school kid #1 "Hey I heard that you're taking Muy Thai at the local MMA Gym?!"
High school kid #2 "Yeah, I wanna beat the ass of every human parasite at our school!"
by Blue Callor Joe December 19, 2018
a co-worker who eats any and all food that is brought into work. He rummages through people's offices when they are not there and help himself to any candy, gum, cookies, etc. The food parasite NEVER, EVER brings anything in to share with other people nor does he contribute any money towards the purchase of any food.
Rudy is such a food parasite. One morning he ate a pound of bacon by himself when breakfast was served at work leaving some people with nothing at all.
by kajoe December 22, 2009
Synonymous with "jew".
"I'm starting to get pretty fed up with the condoning en masse of cancerous behaviour inherent to the world parasite cult ever since the Germans' tragic loss of World War Part II."
by KiggerNike February 22, 2022
A repulsive, grotesque person of the male species. One who specializes at repelling females, and making people around them vomit uncontrollably. Usually smells like the inside of a hobo's butt, or two skunks fighting over some mushy poop.
Adam, Charlie, and Matt just walked in and everyone started puking. They are hideous and they stink, what a bunch or parasitic troglodytes.
by smallandwimpy November 4, 2011