cable pusher

A barely closeted middle to +middle aged gentleman, working in an IT capacity. During his more rambunctious escapades, he is known to vigorously "feed cable through ports" and manage "docking stations," usually off hours while sporting nary a shred, except a tool belt. His people skills are generally lacking, yet somehow he is considered to be highly relatable. The cable pusher stereotype is well known on the leather scene (due to the tool belt). Not to be confused with the notably less svelte cable guy, the cable pusher is usually of slender build.

Hey Lance, make sure you invite a couple of cable pushers to the masquerade ball, to help set up the AV "equipment."

by Waples McFabulous September 28, 2017

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lay a cable

to take a huge shit

did you see that elephant lay a cable right on eric's head?

yeah i think hes in a institution now

lol

by RAHH ooo rah un rahhh January 17, 2009

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cable spaghetti

The series of cords needed to run your life from a desk or armchair, by connecting all your computer equipment, entertainment devices, and lamps. Cable spaghetti can be recognized by its nexus at a surge protector. Most appliances have at least one cord or cable; many have several. Wireless devices are represented in the spaghetti by their various rechargers, none of which are compatible, so you must have a different one for every device.

"I use velcro wraps to contain my cable spaghetti." "I had to deal with the cable spaghetti behind my desk to add speakers to my computer at work."

by Kelly November 19, 2004

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Cable Chatter

The rancorous, full contact , and often brazenly partisan haranguing displayed on cable news networks (i.e. CNN, MSNBC, FOX NEWS). The phrase was popularized by President Obama during an NBC interview.

Olbermann: Lets cut the Cable Chatter and get serious. America needs real solutions.

Hannity: cut taxes...cut taxes....

Olbermann: But America needs to fund road repairs and medicaid.

Hannity: Cut Taxes... Ronald Reagan...Cut taxes...

Olbermann: But public schools and Veteran Hospitals?

Hannity: CUT TAXES!!! Democrats are SOCIALISTS!!!! Reaaaaagaaaaaan!!!!

by sounds elcectic June 4, 2009

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Minge Cable

The process of using highly sophisticated and elaborate electronic equipment to display or print a rude word for other members of the public to see at inappropriate times or situations.

Displaying the word cunt along an advertising board in a busy city centre or faxing the words pissflaps wanky fuck flange in large letters to a fax machine on a desk at a customer services department or the namesake of minge cable - printing the word minge along a cable that's to be installed in an upper class residential area.

by Tom Bowler April 7, 2009

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