A city in Orange County, California. Very expensive to own a house here because nice places cost money. Hated by many because apparently it's a bad thing to work one's ass off to live in a nice area.
by uuuummm July 19, 2012
A city in Orange County, California; home to most of the rich, conservative jerks that make up Orange County's power base and shadow government. The cosmetic surgery capital of Orange County and white collar crime capital of the United States. The typical Newport Beach resident is a Rabid Republican with Money (the most damaging kind) and wishes that Ronnie Reagan was still President. Like many of the rich and entitled, residents live by the credo "Do as I say and not as I do." To fill the empty void in their lives, the women spend their days in the vapid pursuit of material goods and bigger and better boobs; the men spend their days snorting coke, screwing their wives' girlfriends, and practicing crony capitalism; and the children spend their days smoking pot, surfing, and hating their parents (who they will of course grow up to emulate).
The city, on behalf of and with generous assistance from its wealthy residents, tried to engineer the building of a huge, noisy, and polluting international airport at the abandoned El Toro Marine Base adjacent to neighboring Irvine. These Bush Pioneers/Assholes claimed that the unnecessary airport dangerously close to the Santa Ana mountain range was "sorely needed" and would create "thousands of jobs"; in actuality they believed that jets should fly over Irvine's middle class homes and not their own. As part of the scheme the recently remodeled, taxpayer-financed airport next to Newport would have been converted into a small craft facility to be used primarily by themselves. However, Orange County voters refused to be hoodwinked or allow their property values to be undermined and the airport was resoundingly defeated, and the base zoned for parkland and annexed by the city of Irvine.
Thanks to putrid TV program "The O.C.," half of America thinks that all of Orange County is like Newport Beach (the other half think it is like the putrid "Laguna Beach"). This misconception serves as a wellspring of rage and shame to Orange County's more literal-minded residents.
The city, on behalf of and with generous assistance from its wealthy residents, tried to engineer the building of a huge, noisy, and polluting international airport at the abandoned El Toro Marine Base adjacent to neighboring Irvine. These Bush Pioneers/Assholes claimed that the unnecessary airport dangerously close to the Santa Ana mountain range was "sorely needed" and would create "thousands of jobs"; in actuality they believed that jets should fly over Irvine's middle class homes and not their own. As part of the scheme the recently remodeled, taxpayer-financed airport next to Newport would have been converted into a small craft facility to be used primarily by themselves. However, Orange County voters refused to be hoodwinked or allow their property values to be undermined and the airport was resoundingly defeated, and the base zoned for parkland and annexed by the city of Irvine.
Thanks to putrid TV program "The O.C.," half of America thinks that all of Orange County is like Newport Beach (the other half think it is like the putrid "Laguna Beach"). This misconception serves as a wellspring of rage and shame to Orange County's more literal-minded residents.
The residents of Newport Beach tried to make airplanes fly over my house, and for that I will always despise them.
"The O.C." is only accurate to the extent that it represents people from Newport Beach.
"The O.C." is only accurate to the extent that it represents people from Newport Beach.
by WhooooAreYouuuu June 2, 2006
by JNJ March 16, 2005
The act of lighting two cigarettes and placing them like walrus tusks and smoking then accorddingly.
by joey_commander April 29, 2009
According to everyone who dosent live there is very rich, and you have to be rich to live there. Considering it has 37.4 % of the population under the poverty line, and even more on the line or close to it. Overall more times that often either poor or rich in newport, very few rich people, live here year round (hence why the population grows in the summer) There are very few millonares in newport, few of which live here year round. There are more in East Greenwich, Providence, Barrington, Bristol, Little Compton and so on.
Newport has either the 3rd. highest or 2.nd higest crime rate in RI, behind Providence (sometimes 3rd to Pawtucket, RI).
Population goes from 26k in the winter to about/over 100k in the summer. Newport has the 3rd highest African American % of population in RI, 3rd. Highest Hispanic/non-white population percentage in RI, behind Proivendce and Woonsocket(african-american, Providence and Pawtucket(hispanic).
Newport is known for its mansions, night scence, its beuaty, its toursium, Festivels and so on. It makes RI over 2 billion dollars from tourism.
Its school system, is about half white, quater black, about a quater hispanic/ mixed races, and very few other races.
Rogers High School is the one of the smallest Public High School in RI, There are over 5000 kids eligable to go to Newport Public schools, but only about 1500 due so, due to the school enviorment (which is said to be dangerous, and unsafe, compared to surrondign areas, Middletown, Portsmouth, NK, Bristol, etc.) but competes in mostly D1 sports. Its track and field team has 2nd most championships, behidn Hendriken High School (Private, Wariwck Ri), One of the best basketball progams in the state, football has the most championship titles in RI, and so on. Overall newport is one of the most diverse places in the nation. You can travel from one end of the city and Be in a very safe and wealthy place, to the other end, where there is much poverty, crime, pollution, and so on.
Newport has either the 3rd. highest or 2.nd higest crime rate in RI, behind Providence (sometimes 3rd to Pawtucket, RI).
Population goes from 26k in the winter to about/over 100k in the summer. Newport has the 3rd highest African American % of population in RI, 3rd. Highest Hispanic/non-white population percentage in RI, behind Proivendce and Woonsocket(african-american, Providence and Pawtucket(hispanic).
Newport is known for its mansions, night scence, its beuaty, its toursium, Festivels and so on. It makes RI over 2 billion dollars from tourism.
Its school system, is about half white, quater black, about a quater hispanic/ mixed races, and very few other races.
Rogers High School is the one of the smallest Public High School in RI, There are over 5000 kids eligable to go to Newport Public schools, but only about 1500 due so, due to the school enviorment (which is said to be dangerous, and unsafe, compared to surrondign areas, Middletown, Portsmouth, NK, Bristol, etc.) but competes in mostly D1 sports. Its track and field team has 2nd most championships, behidn Hendriken High School (Private, Wariwck Ri), One of the best basketball progams in the state, football has the most championship titles in RI, and so on. Overall newport is one of the most diverse places in the nation. You can travel from one end of the city and Be in a very safe and wealthy place, to the other end, where there is much poverty, crime, pollution, and so on.
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