Nappers regret

When all you wanted to do was take a quick nap but instead you slept for three hours and you are incredibly confused and cranky.

Tim had a long day and wanted to nap for thirty minutes but instead slept on for four hours! He's probably suffering from Nappers regret.

Tim: Fuck! I'm even more tired than before. I've got Nappers regret...

by Bzing September 04, 2013

Filthy Napper

When someone likes to nap anywhere, at anytime. Someone you see taking a cheeky little filthy nap whenever they can.

What a filthy napper that hairy old woman is!

by Cheese Hunter May 26, 2010

Fapper Napper

When you fall asleep while jerking off. Can be done in a car, on the toilet, in front of a GoPro camera, skydiving or at the movies seating behind your ex-girlfriend.

Guy 1: God.. Trump's seminar was so boring in the

conference room today, I couldn't help but

glue my eyelids open.

Guy 2: Did you see the new senator? He was

practically in the back taking a Fapper Napper.

by Avon93 August 09, 2019

noon napper

the ability to say FUCK IT and to fall back asleep till noon

my boss is pissed because i'm a noon napper

by iggyvanzant November 06, 2007

Fuck Napper

Someone who siphoned all the motivation out of the air.

One that steals the fucks you had.

I had motivation till that fuck napper came by...

by Tar-Tar August 10, 2021

Scarlet Napper

n. name applied to the outrageously sunburned pate of a Northern Irishman vacationing in Florida caused by a liberal use of Bud Lite and “male” moisturizers.

Roy put your Rangers cap back on. NASA called, your scarlet napper is blinding the astronauts on the International Space Station again.

by Annieger September 19, 2012

Napper

One who listens to NPR

My neighbor is a napper as he listens to NPR four hours a day.

by Legionwood September 15, 2022