n. name applied to the outrageously sunburned pate of a Northern Irishman vacationing in Florida caused by a liberal use of Bud Lite and “male” moisturizers.
Roy put your Rangers cap back on. NASA called, your scarlet napper is blinding the astronauts on the International Space Station again.
by Annieger September 20, 2012
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the ability to say FUCK IT and to fall back asleep till noon
my boss is pissed because i'm a noon napper
by iggyvanzant October 21, 2007
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When someone likes to nap anywhere, at anytime. Someone you see taking a cheeky little filthy nap whenever they can.
What a filthy napper that hairy old woman is!
by Cheese Hunter May 26, 2010
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A napper is anyone who naps someone or something that does not belong to them
Nap is slang for stealing or taking without permission
Definition of Napper : anyone who takes a person or thing without permission

Napping victim : Dingo took my baby it (napped) it right off the porch

Police officer : ma’am you expect me to believe that a dingo came from out of nowhere and (napped) your baby
Napping victim : officer you have to believe me my baby was (kidnapped) by that damn dingo it took my baby
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One who listens to NPR
My neighbor is a napper as he listens to NPR four hours a day.
by Legionwood September 16, 2022
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