The mississppi mammary mess is a sexual maneuver which involves penetrating your partner through the actual nipple its self. It is only feasibly performed with lots of lube on a woman who has breast fed at least 50 children. Never the less please don't let this stop you from trying as it is a novel experience 4 everyone involved. N.B can lead to severe deformation of the breast tissue.
Gil: Mate what happened to that girls right boob.
Brook: Oh I gave her the old mississippi mammary mess last night.
Gil: Nice!
Dopey: How the fuck did you pull that off.
Brook: Rohipnol, valium and good old KY jelly.
Pickering: Flipsi-eede!.
Brook: Oh I gave her the old mississippi mammary mess last night.
Gil: Nice!
Dopey: How the fuck did you pull that off.
Brook: Rohipnol, valium and good old KY jelly.
Pickering: Flipsi-eede!.
by chuck ahrens January 29, 2008
A condition of short term memory loss generally caused by the site of boobs, whether clothed or naked the effects are the same.
Dude I totally got short term mammary loss the other day when I saw Becky's boobs in her new bikini at the beach
by HallowsEnd June 28, 2017
"Did you see the knockers on that hood rat? She's representin' some mammary protrusions and global treats."
by Jeepers Neepers September 2, 2007
Plain and simple: milk.
Cow's milk is a liquid organic suspension that comes from a female cow's boobs.
Cow's milk is a liquid organic suspension that comes from a female cow's boobs.
Harry, can you please pick up a jug of organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound on your way home dear?
by Telephony April 12, 2015
by Dr Jewskin83 December 3, 2016
A man's (or appreciative woman's) hand, with a tendency to want to reach out fondle an attractive female breast
by Andrew J. Cook September 18, 2010
by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023