It's a series of overpriced tablets from Apple that are essentially larger versions of iPod Touchs, claimed as innovative from Apple and it's legion of casuals.
Got an iPad! Stupid to take pictures with, too bulky to listen to your songs, 4:3 ratio makes it unbearable to watch movies on, and has same OS as Apple's iPod Touch and iPhone.
by NoFilterDictionary November 26, 2015
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An ipad is just a normal iphone on stereroids
Shit, my iphone doesnt fit in my pocket. Must be on roids, IPAD
by Theonewithabigcock April 21, 2018
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The Fucking thing that soccer mom in front of you had to take pictures with.
Can your fucking ipad be any bigger woman!
by Joe Meof October 19, 2019
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The virtual apartment Apple corporate lackeys have in Second Life to entertain peers and take their AI gurls up to.
"Look, I'm AI. I don't got no preferences.

You can either upload credits so we can do the nasty, or piss off.
I got an Apple codec seminar in iPad Central to go to - go figure.

Probably make enough for that android body, take my skills topside!"
by that other anon May 31, 2010
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What women in the IT department use when they are menstruating.
"Hey Stacy, do you have an iPad. I am having a heavy flow today."
by Jut36 April 7, 2010
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An electronic device designed by Apple that is less functional than a laptop, and less portable than an iPhone.
So I combined my phone and laptop, but instead of making a portable laptop, I made a non portable iPod touch........THE iPad!
by squeakshard765 January 2, 2015
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