I’m fine

Something I use to avoid talking about why I want to die and avoid getting help
I don’t want to be here so I hide

An expression following someone’s statement. Usually used as sarcasm, a reaction to something funny, in a condescending manner, or scoffing.

Jessica: “Damn, this time I’m only buying the essentials. No more fucking cigarettes.”
Lena: “I’m sure! You always get some L&Ms, don’t lie.”

Lena: *posts group photo on social media*
Jessica: *comments* “I’m sure!! I look like a fat hog!”

Jessica: “I’m sure!!!” *cackles* “Look at this dumb ass fucked up at the gas station parking lot.”
Lena: “...”

by wretchedAndmiserable November 12, 2019

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I’m hip

I’m hip is a common way to say “I know”.

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Mostly used across the eastern coast of the United States.

P1: Bruh Jessica talks so much shit
P2: I’m hip

by Eastc0ast March 17, 2020

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I’m Busy

A phrase often used by someone who does not want to go on a date or otherwise hang out with you, but does not want to hurt your feelings. The truthfulness and frequency of this statement depends mostly on whoever’s asking.

(See also: I have a boyfriend/I have a girlfriend)

Gus: We should hang out sometime, are you available any time in the next five years?
Amy: Um, no, I’m busy, like REALLY busy.
Gus (to self): Here we go again...

by Rage against the meme November 19, 2019

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