A woman whose snapper is moist in anticipation for a massive ding dong to be placed inside of her. Usually a female who is a minority.
That broad takes it so much that she is a hampster cunt.
Damn, I'd fuck her but she's a hampster cunt.
Damn, I'd fuck her but she's a hampster cunt.
by Michael Juhasz October 23, 2007
Most likely the world's most horrible burn or insult, and can only be countered with "Your Father Smelled of Elderberries!"
by The Silent Assassin August 16, 2006
Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.
Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.
Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.
by scodder May 13, 2010
A bad ass beverage to consume the day after you've been rearended from behind by an old man ( in a non-sexual way) at a complete stop at a red light!
Wet Hampster to be made as follows
Kahlua
Baileys
Rumplemintz
add liquor all equal parts in mixer cup with ice shake vigorously then pour over a glass of ice and garnish with a dead hampster you've found by the front counter of a stripclub!
Wet Hampster to be made as follows
Kahlua
Baileys
Rumplemintz
add liquor all equal parts in mixer cup with ice shake vigorously then pour over a glass of ice and garnish with a dead hampster you've found by the front counter of a stripclub!
Taylor: " like I'm at this redlight wasted at 2:30 am and this oldman who's totally sober runs right into the back of my car at a deadstop"
Estee: " omg did the popo come?"
Taylor: " hell no I'm like DUI or sleep? Hmmm I'll take the sleep and dream of my wet hampster !!!"
Estee: " Good call !!! "
Estee: " omg did the popo come?"
Taylor: " hell no I'm like DUI or sleep? Hmmm I'll take the sleep and dream of my wet hampster !!!"
Estee: " Good call !!! "
by Drunk billiards June 12, 2010
name for angelina (self proclaimed "kim kardashian of staten island" also know as the staten island ferry, or the staten island dump) of the tv show jersey shore, given to her by mike in one of their fantastic little fights that weve all grown to expect and love. partially due to the reason that she left her dirty pad on the bathroom floor...yum
by ohitsjustme October 4, 2010
The act of insterting an empty paper towel role, cardboard tube, etc. into ones anus, preferably male, and then placing a hampster into the tube. The hampster will then precede to crall into his anal cavity. this is extremely gay yet enjoyable. this actually happened to the newschannel 34 guy
john: did u hear what the newschannel 34 guy did?
pete: no
john: he did a harrisburg hampster tube
pete: wow what a fag..but i bet it felt good
pete: no
john: he did a harrisburg hampster tube
pete: wow what a fag..but i bet it felt good
by a white racist-dom f May 22, 2011
example guy:i bet you could scuba dive to the moon
person 1: wow that was a dumb remark
person 2: yeah, the wheel is turning but the hampsters dead
person 1: wow that was a dumb remark
person 2: yeah, the wheel is turning but the hampsters dead
by WR-#19 May 6, 2005