Wet Hampster

A bad ass beverage to consume the day after you've been rearended from behind by an old man ( in a non-sexual way) at a complete stop at a red light!

Wet Hampster to be made as follows

Kahlua
Baileys
Rumplemintz

add liquor all equal parts in mixer cup with ice shake vigorously then pour over a glass of ice and garnish with a dead hampster you've found by the front counter of a stripclub!

Taylor: " like I'm at this redlight wasted at 2:30 am and this oldman who's totally sober runs right into the back of my car at a deadstop"

Estee: " omg did the popo come?"

Taylor: " hell no I'm like DUI or sleep? Hmmm I'll take the sleep and dream of my wet hampster !!!"

Estee: " Good call !!! "

Wet Hampster by Drunk billiards June 14, 2010

wet hamster 

When the male slides his penis between the butt cheeks of his partner, climaxes on his partners gooch, licks it off, and spits it into his partners mouth.

Amelia and Rob wanted to change things up in bed so Rob performed a wet hamster

wet hamster by Spence_357 January 16, 2014

The Wet Hamster 

To get a wet sponge and clean off a women's vagina while having oral sex.

I gave her the wet hamster last night!

The Wet Hamster by Dannielio April 21, 2007

drippin wet panty hamster

a hairy vagina that is saturated and dripping of bodily fluids.

my wife caught me staring at her drippin wet panty hamster.

my girlfriend was playing with her drippin wet panty hamster.

drippin wet panty hamster by steve s (hillbilly) October 21, 2007