A polite way to thank someone after oral sex.
Ben Dover told Wonda Wonderpig "I'm so glad to eat you!"
Ben Dover told Wonda Wonderpig "I'm so glad to eat you!"
by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017
No way dude that chick is a stalker, sent her crazy friend to get my number, and is a total glad bag
by wadasayswat November 18, 2010
Not the friends zone he/she wants to be more, but doesn’t want to rush anything. They want to take it slow by being friends first.
Girl: Ugh you’re so cool.
Guy: Yeah but you’re way cooler.
Girl: Right back at you!! I’m glad we’re friends
Guy: I am too
Guy: Yeah but you’re way cooler.
Girl: Right back at you!! I’m glad we’re friends
Guy: I am too
by t_paulie_ske_iv December 5, 2020
term used by bulby from queen of the stone age. Twist on commonly used "glad to do business with you." Switching "with" to "on" implies different meaning that may be mildly amusing to teenagers.
When used in a simple transaction:
Dealer: Here is your meth.
Customer: Okay, glad to do business on you.
Dealer: Here is your meth.
Customer: Okay, glad to do business on you.
by zippojoker August 26, 2009
What you say when somebody openly disagrees with you or contradicts your statement, but you really could give less of a shit, and don't want to start an argument, so you dismiss their words by boldly stating your sarcastic happiness about his opinion.
by KingOfTheFort February 24, 2021
"Chopper, talk to disfigured World War 2 veterans
who aren't as bitter as they should be."
"Glad i could do my part."
who aren't as bitter as they should be."
"Glad i could do my part."
by WeRerrr October 23, 2009
A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.
"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."
by Tochterlieber December 9, 2013