Joe Biden is a gaffe
"The next president of the United States is...Barack America!
- Sleepy Joe Biden
"The president has a big stick"
- sleepy slow Joe Biden
"The next president of the United States is...Barack America!
- Sleepy Joe Biden
"The president has a big stick"
- sleepy slow Joe Biden
by Icy Wyte June 13, 2022

An error.
He was told to kiss the Pope's ring, but hadn't noticed the one on his finger. That was a real gaff.
by robcraine March 15, 2004

A burp one does prior to or during the process of throwing up, vomiting, being sick, puking, blowing chunks or similar.
"You know you're gonna throw up whenever you gaffe."
"After half an hour with her head in the toilet, she surfaced briefly for a hearty gaffe."
Matt - "I wasn't that drunk..."
Tim - "Man, you gaffed in my face."
"After half an hour with her head in the toilet, she surfaced briefly for a hearty gaffe."
Matt - "I wasn't that drunk..."
Tim - "Man, you gaffed in my face."
by Van Timm August 20, 2011

Something that is fake or just not right. Like when someone buys a $20 fake Rolex or someone tries to explain to you how to do something the wrong way.
"Hey, look at this great Rolex I bought for $20" "That watch is gaff"
"Take a right after the Dairy Queen go straight for two miles" "Those directions are gaff"
"Take a right after the Dairy Queen go straight for two miles" "Those directions are gaff"
by LoveBroker June 24, 2008

noun - a prescription drug (vicodin, lortab, oxycontin, etc.)
verb - e.g. "to gaff" to snort a prescription drug
adj - e.g. "gaffed up" to be under the influence of prescription drugs
verb - e.g. "to gaff" to snort a prescription drug
adj - e.g. "gaffed up" to be under the influence of prescription drugs
by gaffy taffy May 28, 2006

by Cornpop was a bad dude December 31, 2020
