Ywo minutes
No it isn't a typing error
Ywo is Pronounced: you
It's a remix of the term two minutes but instead of it being a duration of two minutes it can be any amount of time between a minute and a hour
No it isn't a typing error
Ywo is Pronounced: you
It's a remix of the term two minutes but instead of it being a duration of two minutes it can be any amount of time between a minute and a hour
by TF'ingBoiHimself April 19, 2020
The same length as a regular minute but allows more to be accomplished in that minute, allows for a greater distance to be transversed in the restraints of a minute.
Dude: It takes about 30 minutes to make it to my house.
Camaro owner: Don't worry, I can make it in 15 Camaro Minutes.
Camaro owner: Don't worry, I can make it in 15 Camaro Minutes.
by 15 Camaro Minutes September 15, 2011
Approximately 18 seconds; used for those too lazy and impatient to wait a full minute for something to occur.
"How long does it take for this hot pocket to cool down?"
"Just give it a Josh minute, I'm sure it'll be fine by then."
"Just give it a Josh minute, I'm sure it'll be fine by then."
by HorseWithAStapler August 23, 2013
A phrase said by people in hopes to shut you up about asking them when something will happen. 99% of the time, the anticipated event doesn't happen in 5 minutes. It often doesn't even happen in 15 minutes.
At 3:10 PM
Person 1: When the hell are you getting here? This was scheduled for 3:00 PM!
Person 2: In 5 minutes.
Person 1: OK.
***20 minutes later***
Person 1: It's been way more than 5 minutes, what the hell are you doing?
Person 2: hold on! Why are you so impatient?
Person 1: Because you told me you'd be here in 5 minutes!
Person 1: When the hell are you getting here? This was scheduled for 3:00 PM!
Person 2: In 5 minutes.
Person 1: OK.
***20 minutes later***
Person 1: It's been way more than 5 minutes, what the hell are you doing?
Person 2: hold on! Why are you so impatient?
Person 1: Because you told me you'd be here in 5 minutes!
by lordcg January 8, 2018
Times claimed by Microsoft products to complete tasks (installing products, copying files, etc). Swings both ways, can be greatly exaggerated or massively optimistic.
A- "How long till your done with that OS install?"
B- "About 5 minutes"
A- "Is that Microsoft Minutes?"
B- "Yeh"
A- "See you in an hour"
B- "About 5 minutes"
A- "Is that Microsoft Minutes?"
B- "Yeh"
A- "See you in an hour"
by Dicer April 12, 2006
When time slows down while waiting for you food to heat in the microwave. Known side effects are increased hunger, slowing of all the clocks in your house and walking around aimlessly trying to kill time. The microwave minute has the ability to slow time turning one minute into what feels lime an hour.
Kus(9:00 pm): dude when are you gunna get here??
Ryan(9:00 pm): I'll be there in a microwave minute.
Kus(9:00 pm): aight g. Ill see you at 10:00!
Ryan(9:00 pm): I'll be there in a microwave minute.
Kus(9:00 pm): aight g. Ill see you at 10:00!
by x addict3d x June 27, 2010
A standard unit of time lasting anywhere from thirty seconds to an hour and a half, based on the female in question and the task at hand.
He: "Are you ready to go? The ballgame starts in twenty minutes!"
She: "Two minutes!"
<ten minutes of makeup application later>
He: "I'm leaving. Now."
She: "Two minutes!"
She: "Two minutes!"
<ten minutes of makeup application later>
He: "I'm leaving. Now."
She: "Two minutes!"
by PsychoPuppyDad May 18, 2010