Floop

A girl who appears innocent and sweet but has a hidden agenda for some cock.

Guy: "I've been seeing this girl Amanda...you know the one that is always sitting alone at lunch and stuff like that? Well today she asked me to pull it out. I didn't expect her to be a floop."

by titanswearredsox June 16, 2009

floop

when u fart but accidentally shit ur pants

oh shit i flooped!

by kujo March 09, 2004

Floop

To inadvertently caresses a blunt point with the intention to pinch but failing to do so.

He flooped my left breast!

by Mark Vernon April 16, 2008

A Floop

A Floop is a word for when someone confused. Mentally and physically. Like you have no idea what you have to do when you were just told what to do.

*Teacher explains what they have to do for a project*
Person 1 - Ok, let's get to work!
Person 2 - What do we have to do, again?
Person 1 - Ughhh! You are such a floop!!!
Person 2 - Yeah ... sorry
Person 1 - *Explains again*
Person 2 - Wait, what???

by Anonymous :D June 01, 2018

floop

a silly person whos saying silly things and is just full of nonsense.

margaret and ryan are both floops!

by Margaret Ryan January 10, 2010

floop

n. The noise made when firing a grenade from a Brute Shot in Halo, or similarly when Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 shoots smoke grenades in Terminator 2.

Dave, playing Halo: "Ha! Moron! You'll never kill me with that stupid weapon!" FL00P! <dying scream, body flies up into the air> "Huh..."

T-101 to young John O'Connor: "Get back." FLOOP! <mass destruction>

Son: "I hate having an immigrant father! I hate it!"
Father: "You shtupid boy, I kill ju. I do the floop thing in your burt."

by Rij October 24, 2008

Floop

Fart and poop at the same time

Dude i just flooped

by Mememememememememeeeeee May 16, 2016