A group of people known as weirdos. They can be found on the Internet, school, and other places where they are described as disturbing. Eugene's are the second most disturbing and creepiest people on the internet besides feminests.
Birdman likes to roast all the Eugenes.

I just want to say this to all Eugenes. "Fuck you!"
by Fuck Eugenes March 11, 2016
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A person who is planning to shoot a school. Eugenes will commonly wear fedoras.
Eugene is reaching into his bag, run!
by Swegory January 1, 2017
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a very nice and caring sweet guy who only deserves the best bc he is very good :) also super fun
eugenes cute ig ;)
by parkwhore June 25, 2019
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A guy who likes girls like Jing Yi, yet do not have the balls to admit it and resort to staring at them secretly, whilst dreaming of having sex with them.
That guy is such a Eugene!
Yeah, he can't keep his eyes off me!
by Paul Muad'dib September 27, 2011
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A person who is literarilly, a penis with ears. (as in a head shaped like a penis, for you retards that dont know)
damn eugene! whats that white goopy stuff squirting out at the top of your head!
by upyourassanddowntohell June 21, 2005
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