The Dutch rudder taken to its logical conclusion. Where a double Dutch rudder involves
two participants, and a TDR involves three, the Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder involves
twelve participants standing in a circle. Each participant holds his member with his right hand, and the man to his lefts right elbow with his left hand. By this means each person can move his neighbour's right arm up and down, essentially
masturbating him, but without the gayness of touching another man's penis.
Headline in The
Sun newspaper; "England football team + referee involved in Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder - still claim
football is not gay."
Scott's mum: "Scott, you need
help for your Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder addiction."
Scott: "If twelve men ejaculating together is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"