A very aggressive grab performed by a very barley man, often a Caucasian man, in the Philippines while riding a jeepney. The act is done by hanging on back of the vehicle and grabbing a potential bride/female pedestrian as she walks by. He will then say, "You mine!" and take her home as prize of the day.
by I am Muffins February 16, 2017
A gym junkie that has worked excessively on the torso and general upper body portion of his body. The Legs of the donkey kong roller generally represent small dwarfed sticks compared to the rest of the body similar in bodily figure to donkey kong who primarily moves about by swinging torso through arms and rolling, hence 'roller'.
Dude, i hate it how chicks always go for donkey kong rollers, they're heaps vulnerable to leg attacks and cant run anywhere .
by frodo bagginses precious December 31, 2010
when a man will break into the bedroom on a rhino, have sex in the monkey style position, skeet skeet in the ho's face, eat a banana after sex nd then throw barrels at the ho
by gangstar cletus September 26, 2009
When one wraps their genitalia in plastic wrap and firmly rests said genitals onto the face of a friend's firstborn child.
Tim made me listen to that fucking DK rap again, so I'm gonna drop a hella sick donkey kong wrap on little junior's face, nigga!
by Anal Safari August 24, 2009
When ur playing Mario kart and u take a shit on the controller and then smack someone In the face with ur cock
by Garfield_pussy February 17, 2014
A phrase said to "turn on" a game; To let known a game has been started between two individuals or groups of people.
Rizo jokingly tells Terry he has made mistakes in the shop. Terry then says, "Ohhhh, you just wait till I get a hold of your drawings. It's on, it's on like donkey kong!"
by Tim Nowak July 14, 2005
by Tons of Fun June 15, 2005