S: (n) food purchased and/or prepared solely for the purpose of avoiding work that one is committed to have completed by a certain soon-approaching time.
The term is often used in combination with Procrastiscribing: the act of defining on Urban Dictionary the type of procrastination one is currently exhibiting as a means of additional procrastination.
Carleton Student #1: "You're going to Oasis /again/? I didn't know one man could be so hungry at two in the morning!"
Carleton Student #2: "Nah, I'm not hungry; I'm just enjoying some Procrastination Cuisine instead of starting my Phil term paper due in six hours."
<later>
Carleton Student #1: "Have you started that term paper yet?"
Carleton Student #2: "Nope, though I /am/ quite masterfully describing my current form of procrastination on Urban Dictionary. Hey, do you know what procrasturbation is?"
blackened top ramen, burnt beans in a can, charcoal tater tots,house on fire(extreme conditions) basically shit youk cook in a blacked out state due to the ill effects of alcohol> usually happens when your single and dont have the means for blackout sex.
Any kind of cuisine (but these foods and drinks are primarily taste dry and bitter) served, eaten and made ironically yet primarily to "men"/"bro(s)" like hamburgers/sandwiches, steaks, dry seafood, alcoholics, other bony foods, etc... As opposed to those primarily served, eaten and made by women yet ironically like cake(s). pastries, etc. and that is described as "Sis cuisine"
"Bro cuisine" feels ironic to me... No skinny and tall b**ch have ever tried that at all...
The International Cuisine is Employment for bums, full of illegal immigrants that only want free bags of curry Powder and onions. They stand at the side of converbelts and spit and throw melted biro's into microwave meals. There are 3 different shifts:
10pm - 6am ; For the stoners
6am - 2pm : For the Immigrants so they don't get took back to the middle east
2pm - 10pm: for the rest of the bums