Daniel Craiging

verb- to "Daniel-Craig"- to kick/knee/whip or otherwise impact someone's testicles at high velocity.

Named after the ridiculous number of times that Daniel Craig hits people in the nuts, is hit in the nuts, or is otherwise involved in testicular violence in his movies. Most prominently Casino Royale and Cowboys vs. Aliens

When done properly, the attacker will shout "Daniel Craig!" while kicking the victim in the balls

Joe: "DANIEL CRAIG!" *kick*
Aaron: "Ow shit! not funny bro..."
Drunk Vince: "I will protect you!"

Miles: "That night of Daniel Craiging left me emasculated"

Daniel Craiging by NotVincentPensyl September 7, 2011

Craig Ferguson 

Scottish comedian on late-night-TV, whose show airs after Letterman. His humor is characterized by anecdotes about his years in Scotland or his alcoholism, running jokes about the likes of OJ, Bill Clinton, and Elton John, and catchphrases such as "Remind you of anyone?" and "Sit down, relax, take off your pants."

Craig Ferguson: Sit down, relax, take off your pants. (pause) You too, ladies.
Me: This guy is great.
Anyone nearby: Whatever you say.

Craig Ferguson by typacsk January 12, 2009

Craig Ferguson 

THE funniest late night talk show host right now. He's genuine, he strays from the same-ole' stuff of Conan, Jay and Dave, and he's just hilarious. It's worth staying up late to watch him.

Person 1: "Did you see Craig Ferguson last night?"
Person 2: "Nope, I watched Jay Leno."
Person 1: "Oh...Jay...that's a perfect way to waste time. Craig is an actual comedian."

Craig Ferguson by shlamadiggity February 13, 2010

Craigslist Idiot 

A person who posts ads on Craigslist who have no idea what their items are worth. They start with an absurdly high price hoping that someone as dim witted as they are will pay it. Often uses incorrect grammar and a bevy of misspellings in their ads.

This Craigslist Idiot wants $1000 for a blender. What a moron.

Craigslist Idiot by chemgod November 3, 2010

Craig McTavish 

Craig McTavish was the last NHL player to not wear a helmet in a game. If you are McTavishing it means not wearing a helmet (condom) during sex.

I Craig McTavished last night, she was pretty dirty and I'll probably be visiting the clinic soon.

Craig McTavish by Tom the BOT April 23, 2006

craigslumming

Using craigslists personal ads to chase girls several rungs down the social ladder. Guys typically go craigslumming while out of town on a business trip. If one's willing to set his sights low, craigslumming can improve his odds tremendously.

Recently divorced, I had a weekend stay over in Houston. Bored and horney, I trolled craigslist ads, and found some craigslist girls. - the usual 60 pound overweight, lonely, depressed chics. I brought one to an Astros game, and expensed a dinner for both of us at an Outback Steakhouse. Thanks to craigslumming, I was able to close an ice-house with her, get laid, crash at her Cannelview (seedy suburb) dive apartment - a craigslumming success.

craigslumming by Big Bad Jim Powell June 9, 2011

craig lowe 

ITS BATH TIME CRAIGY!

bath time craig lowe

craig lowe by DILDOFACE! December 5, 2011