If penises could walk

An expression used to describe situations in which the aforementioned event could never occur, ie. something that is very, very, very, very unlikely to happen.

If penises could walk, I could get laid every night this week.

by PeppersandBrilaina123 September 25, 2016

the worst that could happen

The very worst consequence of ones actions: the universe could explode.

Bob: Hey, try this mushroom man!
Jack: Naw, i don't really want to
Bob: Oh, c'mon, whats the worst that could happen?
Jack: Well, um, the universe could explode.

by Van! June 29, 2007

if looks could kill

when a person is extremely hot, OR extremely angry and about to whoop some serious ass.

damn, that girl is smokin', if looks could kill...

by Allie O'Mally May 5, 2007

Wild Horses could not...

This negative idiom refers to the medieval torture of using horses to stretch a prisoner and thereby force a confession.

Wild horses could not... stop me from leaving California.

Wild horses could not... get Hank to take off Brock's old jacket.

by LikeAHawk March 2, 2011

a dog could do it

Just anything you could do that a dog could do aswell.

A random dog. a dog could do it. E.g Spot, Lassie, Beethoven, Santa's Little Helper and Kipper.

by Dave Mute December 15, 2005

Looks could kill

This term means when someone looks at another person(or thing) and can imagine it dying. said person usually has good reason for these looks. often includes an unhappy facial expression, glares, and swearing under their breathe.

"Look at that girl!! the stapler keeps screwing up on her. If looks could kill, that stapler would be in a million pieces!"

"Geesh. if only looks could kill"

by X.x.Almost.Auttie.x.X October 14, 2011

could kill a baby

being so mad they could kill a baby.

How the fuck did the scum beat us. Mate, I could kill a baby right now

by FannyPatterson July 12, 2020