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coordinated groping

A TSA practice whereby a female agent facilitated a fellow male agent's groping of male passengers' genitalia.
The TSA agents' coordinated groping efforts earned them joblessness.
by uncoordinatedgroping April 14, 2015
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scientific coordinator

The glorified professor’s secretary at university research groups. A position or job title within university research groups often held by a Ph.D. graduate who is not competent enough for real science and instead of being fired, has been assigned tasks of academic purgatory.
The scientific coordinator avoids scientific topics to disguise their own incompetence.
by Gaspacho91 August 11, 2020
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mentally coordinated

A term used when describing an intelligent person.
It was required to be mentally coordinated in order to figure out the complex equation.
by Katarina47 June 10, 2016
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coordinize

coordinize (Coe-or-den-eyes)

• it means to organize and coordinate 🤌
Oh my gosh!! I am going to coordinize my bedroomfinally!
by Wahbam Kam November 21, 2021
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Neuropenile coordination

The ability of the central nervous system to efficiently respond to sexual stimuli
Pickjng up girls in bars and frequent masturbation can both be categorized as forms of exercise to increase neuropenile coordination
by D Flawless November 13, 2021
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Neuropenile coordination

Imner game: aka The ability of your brain to generate an electrical impulse to your cock to make you fuck bitches
Frequent walking and chatting up hotter and hotter girls can be seen as exercises to increase your neuropenile coordination
by D Flawless November 14, 2021
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simultaneous ambidextoral coordination

The act of simultaneously wiping each of one's dual buttholes with each hand, separately, at the same time.
This occurs when one has dual dirty buttholes, two hands, and two pieces of toilet paper (preferably clean) and uses one hand to wipe each of the dirty buttholes (one hand per hole, NO SWITCHING!); one hand wiping in a circular motion, the other in straight lines (front to back or side to side, not both), thus achieving simultaneous ambidextoral coordination.
by Nurse Ratchet February 24, 2023
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