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coordinated groping

A TSA practice whereby a female agent facilitated a fellow male agent's groping of male passengers' genitalia.
The TSA agents' coordinated groping efforts earned them joblessness.
by uncoordinatedgroping April 14, 2015
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Time Wasters Coordinated

A coordinated effort by spiritual death-row walkers to waste a righteous person's time
When I go to relax in the Spa Pool, the last people that I need to try to tap into My spiritual rest are fools of the Time Wasters Coordinated ilk.
by deksper January 7, 2019
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G.B.S. coordinates

The all-too-common and totally-erroneous satellite-generated map-instructions that necessitate getting your vehicle hauled out of a lake, direct you to a non-existent road through a swamp or dense forest, etc.
I took a shortcut that my TomTom claimed was a viable road, but it turned out to be a rough dead-end dirt track that's been completely washed out in the middle for nearly thirty years --- talk about some totally G.B.S. coordinates! Why don't they do some bleepin' UPDATING of their maps once in a while???
by QuacksO September 30, 2018
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mentally coordinated

A term used when describing an intelligent person.
It was required to be mentally coordinated in order to figure out the complex equation.
by Katarina47 June 10, 2016
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scientific coordinator

The glorified professor’s secretary at university research groups. A position or job title within university research groups often held by a Ph.D. graduate who is not competent enough for real science and instead of being fired, has been assigned tasks of academic purgatory.
The scientific coordinator avoids scientific topics to disguise their own incompetence.
by Gaspacho91 August 11, 2020
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Offensive coordinator

Must be a decent job if you don't try to get a female to let you touch her ties without asking first, all because you're the offensive coordinator for the such and such team.
Damn, the guy was an offensive coordinator, everything was coming his way, then he goes to Mexico and gets fired for groping someone there. There must be something else wrong with a vacation like that.
by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022
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coordinize

coordinize (Coe-or-den-eyes)

• it means to organize and coordinate 🤌
Oh my gosh!! I am going to coordinize my bedroomfinally!
by Wahbam Kam November 21, 2021
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