chaos coordinator

Someone who sews chaos and thrives on it

She said she was a chaos coordinator. But which definition of it.

by troublem8kR June 04, 2024

Time Wasters Coordinated

A coordinated effort by spiritual death-row walkers to waste a righteous person's time

When I go to relax in the Spa Pool, the last people that I need to try to tap into My spiritual rest are fools of the Time Wasters Coordinated ilk.

by deksper January 07, 2019

scientific coordinator

The glorified professor’s secretary at university research groups. A position or job title within university research groups often held by a Ph.D. graduate who is not competent enough for real science and instead of being fired, has been assigned tasks of academic purgatory.

The scientific coordinator avoids scientific topics to disguise their own incompetence.

by Gaspacho91 August 11, 2020

Neuropenile coordination

The ability of the central nervous system to efficiently respond to sexual stimuli

Pickjng up girls in bars and frequent masturbation can both be categorized as forms of exercise to increase neuropenile coordination

by D Flawless November 13, 2021

Your exact coordinates

52.017926,-8.488105

Your exact coordinates are 47.830077,2.099761

by penis guy man August 23, 2022

G.B.S. coordinates

The all-too-common and totally-erroneous satellite-generated map-instructions that necessitate getting your vehicle hauled out of a lake, direct you to a non-existent road through a swamp or dense forest, etc.

I took a shortcut that my TomTom claimed was a viable road, but it turned out to be a rough dead-end dirt track that's been completely washed out in the middle for nearly thirty years --- talk about some totally G.B.S. coordinates! Why don't they do some bleepin' UPDATING of their maps once in a while???

by QuacksO September 30, 2018

mentally coordinated

A term used when describing an intelligent person.

It was required to be mentally coordinated in order to figure out the complex equation.

by Katarina47 June 10, 2016