A person who envies traditional values & free market capitalism. Believes in preservation of the status quo. Anti-establishment, for gun rights, endorses free speech, persona autonomy, rtc.
Trump is a conservative
by Sierras ugly June 3, 2023
A sick, sick person that hates human beings and tries to make it very hard for almost every class of people on Earth to survive. Conservatives want to put guns in the hands of every American, they try to force religion on uninterested people, they try to push religion into schools, they oppose universal healthcare, they oppose abortion, they oppose gay rights, they oppose helping the poor in any way (even though there usually rich and republican), they oppose stem cell research, they support the death penalty, they support tons of censorship, and much much more. Every conservative should be SHOT and KILLED.
Conservative: I only make $1,000,000 a year, why should I have to pay an extra $1000 a year to help poor people! It's not right!
Conservative 2: ALL PEOPLE MUST READ THE BIBLE, THEY MUST, THE BIBLE IS THE BOOK OF ALL KNOWLEDGE AND THERE SHOULD NOT BE FREEDOM OF RELIGION.
Conservative 2: ALL PEOPLE MUST READ THE BIBLE, THEY MUST, THE BIBLE IS THE BOOK OF ALL KNOWLEDGE AND THERE SHOULD NOT BE FREEDOM OF RELIGION.
by FelisCatusLover September 16, 2009
Generally self righteous people, largely hypocritical and racist's that drive Volvo's that worship market forces like it is a pagan deity at Bohemia grove.
Many belong to secret societies such as the Freemasons.
Also known to sit on the P&C committees of local schools to further their political careers.
Many belong to secret societies such as the Freemasons.
Also known to sit on the P&C committees of local schools to further their political careers.
Did you see that cock-eyed geriatric in the Volvo, I bet he is heading to the lodge for a conservative fund raising gala!
by Sean Ambrose January 30, 2008
1.) Anybody who is not left of centre or a Canadian drug addict/whore
2.) Anybody who supports traditional beliefs and corporal punishment for truancy from these beliefs.
3.)People who do not believe in radical changes (eg emancipating illegal drug supply), think it is about time the Canadian government built long required freeways in main centres to resolve gridlock (not a pack of protesters or tree huggers, but a plethora of sedate motor vehicles whose advancement is impeded by a paucity of infastructure to accomodate them), believes the Canadian Prime Minister should walk into Lake Ontario and never return.
2.) Anybody who supports traditional beliefs and corporal punishment for truancy from these beliefs.
3.)People who do not believe in radical changes (eg emancipating illegal drug supply), think it is about time the Canadian government built long required freeways in main centres to resolve gridlock (not a pack of protesters or tree huggers, but a plethora of sedate motor vehicles whose advancement is impeded by a paucity of infastructure to accomodate them), believes the Canadian Prime Minister should walk into Lake Ontario and never return.
I am proud to be a member of the Sovereign of the British Monarchy.
Notice how in the early days, misbehaving children who received corporal punishments were somewhat reluctant to re-offend their elders.
Building new freeways in North America's heavily congested centres would be a truly Conservative choice; traffic flow would improve and possibly even improve the gas mileage of your Ford Taurus, you Ontarian drug addict.
Notice how in the early days, misbehaving children who received corporal punishments were somewhat reluctant to re-offend their elders.
Building new freeways in North America's heavily congested centres would be a truly Conservative choice; traffic flow would improve and possibly even improve the gas mileage of your Ford Taurus, you Ontarian drug addict.
by not available at the time of writing May 26, 2005
A political party in the UK sworn to the rise of the upper and middle classes at the expense of the poorest in society.
A bunch of reactionary, racist, land owning bigots who take hypocrasy, corruption and outdated monetrist dogma to a new high.
A bunch of reactionary, racist, land owning bigots who take hypocrasy, corruption and outdated monetrist dogma to a new high.
by black flag June 27, 2004
The act of kinda sorta being a "fiscal conservative" except when actual fiduciary responsibility conflicts with your asinine social morality.
When the president drained the secret service budget through extended vacations at his own private resorts, charging usury room rates to the people assigned to protect him, the conservity lineup on Fox and Friends said nothing.
by PavlovBadjewski August 21, 2017
Usually meaning someone who wants to to conserve traditional policies or ideas. A conservative hogwarts teacher would probably want to keep using the sorting hat while new, more hip teachers might like to use a personality test made specifically for hogwarts students. A conservative in modern politics would probably want to outlaw gay marriage, in favor of traditional family values. Keep in mind that not all conservatives share the same opinions or ideas.
by Starfish1818 October 15, 2020