Dirt Clod 

(n) - A female one pursues at a club, bar, and or post office etc. with the intent of sexual pleasure.

“Yo - how’s COVID been treating you?” “Man - I’ve been tossing dirt clods like it's my fucking job.”

Dirt Clod by DirtClodLife October 5, 2020

insensitive clod 

Someone who makes a seemingly innocent remark but still offends somebody.

Originated in "Calvin & Hobbes 14-02-1986" and is a widespread humorous response to a comment on slashdot.org

Comment: If the Windows emulator for Linux is Wine, I guess the Mac emulator for Linux would be Mace?

Response: It's a "compatibility layer", you insensitive clod!

insensitive clod by Verlorenes Metallgeld August 11, 2008

durf clod 

Durf Clod: Similar to dingleberries but found in the durf region. Commonly occurs when you wipe from back to front.

1. While manscaping, my razor suddenly jammed full of durf clods.

durf clod by Chuck Norris the 3rd December 2, 2007

jon clod van damn 

while receiving head, wrap ur legs around her neck causing her to suficate and pass out, later waking up with a mouthful of semen

he wanted to give her a surprise for her birthday and needed time so he kkocked her out with a jon clod van damn

jon clod van damn by maxir colona June 12, 2009

Dirt Clod 

(n.) - A conservative who appears hard but crumbles under the slightest pressure of actual facts or opinions that differ from their own. Can be reformed by dousing with cheap American beer and allowing them to dry out. Also fun to throw against the walls they build to see them break apart. (Antonym: Snowflake)

Note: Not to be confused with actual thinking conservatives or republicans who can hear other's opinions without losing their minds because they understand how democracy works.

Did you see those Trump supporters punch the protester at the rally? Dude was just wearing a Love Trumps Hate shirt and he got hit by a Dirt Clod.

Dirt Clod by Chiron el Maestro January 22, 2017

babby it clod indide 

Baby its cold outside

babby it clod indide

No

babby it clod indide by [ass] November 23, 2021

Clo’d 

When your team is losing so bad that Clo goes in.

“Did you hear how bad Newport lost tonight. They got Clo’d!!!”

Clo’d by Roll Kerns December 9, 2023