When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.
Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.
by 22 Knowledge December 10, 2015
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When you cheat on your mistress with your wife.
I promised Brianna that I wouldn't fuck Ilana when we were on our family vacation with the kids...but I was totally cleating the whole trip.
by JimmyDaleGilmore December 5, 2015
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Ben made us these hats, and they're Totes Cleats!
by Mr Wang's F1 Tours March 25, 2022
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Dont ever use this it isn’t a real term but if a retard ever says it know that they meant to say kicked by a cleat
P1 Dude i got cleated
P2 Wtf
P1 I GOT CLEATED
P2 Wtf does that mean
P1 Hhhhh dumbass i was hit by a cleat
P2 Nobody says cleated
by Fates_Envy October 23, 2019
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