To chooch is the act of using your, or another person's tears as lubricant for masturbation. There are multiple degrees of chooching.
first degree chooching is using your own tears and masturbating.
second degree chooching involves saving one's tears and using them at a later date as lubricant.
third degree chooching is the act of using another person's tears as lubricant.
first degree chooching is using your own tears and masturbating.
second degree chooching involves saving one's tears and using them at a later date as lubricant.
third degree chooching is the act of using another person's tears as lubricant.
My girlfriend broke up with me, and I was so sad that I became aroused. I had no lube available and thus had to use my own tears of lamentation in order to quench my erotic, sadness fueled chooch desires.
by uncoolpseudonym November 20, 2009
To "chooch" is to masterbate using your tears as lubricant. Usually done by leaning over to drop the tears on your junk while masterbating.
by Yeti / Wendy July 9, 2009
by TheHewbrewHammer May 27, 2020
originally used by Italians to mean someone cheep, this word became mainstream and now is used mock somebody you don't like
it has no real meaning
it has no real meaning
Hey, ya chooch give me my shit back
That teacher is such a chooch
Do you see that chooch across the street, I don't know him but I hate him
That teacher is such a chooch
Do you see that chooch across the street, I don't know him but I hate him
by rano July 13, 2004
one who tries to get away without paying or is always a few dollars short. Someone who gets off cheap.
by e lofter September 24, 2003
the nova scotian slang for “vape”. i’m from BC so i don’t understand it, but there it is ladies and gentlemen
by idunnowhattosay October 2, 2019
Catcher on the Philadelphia Phillies. The man behind Roy Halladay's perfect game and the best damn catcher in baseball.
Derived from a Panamanian swear word ('choocha') he was often heard uttering while he struggled through the Dominican League.
Derived from a Panamanian swear word ('choocha') he was often heard uttering while he struggled through the Dominican League.
*Carlos Ruiz hits a home run
Phillies fans: CHOOOOOOOOOOCH!
Announcers: Those are not boos, those are chooch calls!
Phillies fans: CHOOOOOOOOOOCH!
Announcers: Those are not boos, those are chooch calls!
by buddhasack69 July 23, 2011