chatters paradox

Refrencing the situation when two or more people are chatting in an instant messaging application, when both parties begin writing a message at around the same time, and both parties stop writing to allow the other to go first.
This leaves a semi-awkward situation known as the chatters paradox.

you: hi
them: hi
them...is writing a message
you...are writing a message

you: hi
them: hi
*2.5 minute silence*
you: chatters paradox?
them: haha yeah :-P

by theelous3 November 9, 2011

Heiney Chatter

Farting in a way that sounds like distant thunder. It has several small notes instead of one loud blast.

It was hard to concentrate on reading while listening to your heiney chatter. Maybe next time you will layoff the burritos. farting

by Mr. Butterworth August 23, 2016

bowl chatter

The unique sound made from a loud fart that happens while sitting on the toilet.

Dude, I was really impressed by how much bowl chatter I created while taking a shit just now!

by Mountain Jesus February 19, 2018

Chatter victim

Someone who has to put up with one's non-stop/constant/droning chatter. In other words, a person who "deals" with extremely talkative people can be viewed as a chatter victim.

Omg, my teacher would not stop talking. I was totally his chatter victim in class today.

Chatter victims need therapy as long as they get to ironically victimize the therapist as the chatter victim.

My Aunt talks too much and causes for anyone in a 5ft radius to become her consequent chatter victim.

by LingDanc803 March 24, 2023

anal chatter

taking a naked shit when it's below freezing

i heard my anal chatter the other night when i was out snow skiing with my mom.

by d-rock419 November 5, 2010

clam chatter

loud vibrating air release from a womans vagina.

During intercourse my girls clam chatter woke my parents up with a loud "ppppppffffffff pppppfff pppfff pff!!!"

quief queef kweef

by BALLZ2DAWALLZ March 9, 2012

xerox chatter

The various marks which show up in a xerox copy that have no origin in the original image, usually consisting in small dots or lines of gray or black.

I tried to make a copy of the official form look like an original, but all the xerox chatter gave it away.

by Hannah March Campbell April 6, 2006