hung like a cashew

To have a penis that when not hard, is the size and general appearance of a cashew nut dangling between your legs.

That guy over in the showers is hung like a cashew.

by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006

Chocolate coated cashew

When a female sexual partner excretes feaces onto a male partner's testicles then proceeds to nibble on the area.

"Shazza gave me the nicest chocolate coated cashew last night".

"Suck on my chocolate coated cashew".

by Ken Leee October 29, 2008

To ejaculate inside of the vagina and then immediately pull out and kick the vagina repetitively.

Josh:I did the Cashew Crunch Kick on Stacy and she had no idea it was cumming.

Katrina:That's sweet dude!

by KetchupSunshine November 8, 2010

they are not made nuts, they are actually made fruits and those are the seeds of the fruits.

Cashews, Almonds, Pecans, and frecs are not all nuts.

by bigdaddyyourmom October 13, 2020

He is so cashewable that he will only eat cashews with the skin on.

by Nutshell January 11, 2021

These guy's dont horn, they will treat you hella good like most loyal men in trinidad and losing them would be the biggest 'L' in human existence.

Hoes:" Dawg i wish i was tgt with a nigga like John,xarion,cashew&mali"

by JohnWick🌴 January 24, 2023

a really cool dude who deserves so much more than the world actually gave him.

you’re so cashew, david.

by shawmariemal February 2, 2022