The result of stuffing your face with too many carbs. You get a slight tingle in your back. You start to become affected after about 200 carbs in one single sitting.
Eating 3 full sized pancakes, 4 biscuits, sweet tea, and some more biscuits. That will result in a carb cringe.
by Scott Pulkowski July 4, 2008
A gay doesn't have to measure or count anything on this low-carb diet. He can eat as many twelve inch tube steaks a day as he can handle without tiring. Some swallow only the gravy, pure protein. Weight stays constant.
by Richard Black May 6, 2005
An individual, usually of the female sex, that lives and breathes strictly for the sole purpose of eating anything, consumable or not, that would fit within the perimeters of her "rather cavernous" mouth that is characterized as a carbohydrate. The term "queen" is loosely used and can be substituted for terms such as "fiend," "junkie" or "addict" A carb queen usually has a rotund figure similar to the Michelin man or the common domesticated cow or swine.
JIMBO: Babe what do you want for breakfast?
CARB QUEEN: I'll have a bowl of flour and maybe a cup of sugar to go with that.
JIMBO: Babe you hungry? What do you want for lunch?
CARB QUEEN: I'm so craving a pack of hot dog buns!
JIMBO: Babe it's dinner time what.....(gets cut off mid sentence)
CARB QUEEN: Trying to watch my figure, I'll just have a box of spaghetti.
CARB QUEEN: I'll have a bowl of flour and maybe a cup of sugar to go with that.
JIMBO: Babe you hungry? What do you want for lunch?
CARB QUEEN: I'm so craving a pack of hot dog buns!
JIMBO: Babe it's dinner time what.....(gets cut off mid sentence)
CARB QUEEN: Trying to watch my figure, I'll just have a box of spaghetti.
by the princess and hebrew slave June 6, 2011
by Dr. Dru March 1, 2005
1. Noun/Verb. The feeling or state after the consumption of massive amount of carbs (ex. pizza, cake, pasta) resulting in desire to cuddle, snuggle, and/or contort into the fetal position. The person experiencing said coma will often be accompanied by a pillow or a friend, partner, or companion also experiencing the phenomenon.
"Yo dude, where's Dave?"
"Bro, he's on the couch with Tommy having a carb coma cuddle. They finished off the rest of the pizza."
fat hangover food coma
"Bro, he's on the couch with Tommy having a carb coma cuddle. They finished off the rest of the pizza."
fat hangover food coma
by ltstlkbtspcshps August 14, 2011
A phrase that is common among the vocal vegan population. It is meant as the solution to literally EVERYTHING especially when you are starving like hell and are forced to eat and entire bag of raw potatoes to survive.
Trying to go vegan guy: OMG I feel like absolute shit! No energy to do anything. I can't move. Help me Rebecca!
Rebecca (the vegan): Time to carb up! *Drops a plate full of potatoes on him*
Rebecca (the vegan): Time to carb up! *Drops a plate full of potatoes on him*
by TheWhiteBowser August 16, 2016
by Brisk July 7, 2004