cracking up

laughing mad hard. Almost to the point of crying. Laughing you split ends off. more than giggleing or laughing

Guy 1: hey, whats wrong wiff aly?

Guy 2: Oh we where talking about how disgusting Michelle's nose is and then she started cracking up

cracking up by Petrusha July 1, 2008

Cracking Stick 

When one jerks off

My mom caught me cracking stick to the new Victoria secret magazine.

Cracking Stick by BRIjohn March 3, 2014

Cracking it 

Undertaking sex work, working as a prostitute. (1970s Australian slang)

Sarah is cracking it for money to buy drugs.

Cracking it by Dr Merkin January 13, 2009

Cocking the Shotgun 

When an uncircumcised male is forced to pull back his foreskin to urinate or in order to participate in various sexual activities. This occurrence often happens frequently in adjusting "The Unit" for comfort.

Friend 1- Dude, why do you have your hand down your pants?

Friend 2- Get off my case dick, I'm just "Cocking the Shotgun"

Cocking the Shotgun by lawnman7 July 18, 2012

Cackling Hens 

The Cackling Hens From "The View"

The Cackling Hens are crying about Trump, AGAIN!

Cackling Hens by Luniz_5 February 28, 2023

smooth cocking

a variation of smooth talking, however, this form of talking comes from the cock region with a more sexual manner

John's remarkable ability in smooth cocking is the reason he is so successful with the ladies

smooth cocking by The Junk September 30, 2008

alarm cocking 

(V). The act of waking a man up via felatio.

Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.

Woman: (gags)

Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!

alarm cocking by ginghah and the doctah December 6, 2013