Bus

(adj) a concept that is garbled, disorganized and pretentious, usually used to describe a literary work that you would like to throw against the wall out of sheer frustration

Damn, Michael Pollan's metaphors make me want to punch a baby seal. "Omnivore's Dilemma" is some bus shit.

by Sopralto March 7, 2011

the bus

A sexual act involving fingering a girl where you put 1 finger in the front and 9 in the back similar to a bus.

I gave that bitch the bus, bitches love the bus

by Pat Lundy August 28, 2013

bus

noun: a large capacity human hauler reserved for poor people, mentally disabled people, people who smell, people who talk only to themselves, and people who scored a DUI and lost they car.

Balls, i got a DUI and now i have to ride the bus with darwin's failed experiments.

by RedB November 27, 2005

Bus

The loser cruiser

You: Hey, are you gonna take the bus to the show?
Me: Fuck that, I have a car. Why would I take the loser cruiser?

by IshBooDos October 24, 2016

Bus

Give. Usually used by rudeboys when mugging white boys.

Ey Bus me your phone.

by Random Jack September 18, 2003

BUS

Someone who is really bad at something but they act like they are the best.

If someone in your class is super dumb but they think they about to get perfect on the next test.

“This bus out here pissing me off”

by KnapperSma May 15, 2019

bus

The United Airlines nickname for the Airbus A320.

I flew the bus from San Diego to Philadelphia last night.

by Eric Harmatz May 22, 2006