(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin
i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride
by Sexydimma December 27, 2017
A girl that is lovely, hot and slim until her wedding, then explodes in size, straight out of that hot wedding dress she wears on the fateful day.
by I would rather not say. please January 6, 2014
The inability to remember literally anything in the last few weeks leading up to the wedding. The Bride's brain feels like it was actually removed from her head, and fried (scrambled egg style). She starts speaking nonsense ideas and repeats herself multiple times since she can't remember who she told what to. Symptoms include but are not limited to: bad wedding dreams, waking up at ridiculous hours of the night and not being able to fall back asleep, forgetting to eat, rambling on about nothing, uncontrollable laughter at random things.
Mother of the Bride Brain can also occur in a similar way. If both the Mother of the Bride and the Bride get this, LOOK OUT.
Mother of the Bride Brain can also occur in a similar way. If both the Mother of the Bride and the Bride get this, LOOK OUT.
I'm afraid Kelsey has Bride Brain. She told me 6 times in a two hour span that she still needs to start packing for her honeymoon. I'm also worried about her mom, DiAnn, she laughs hysterically at almost everything.
by Kelk July 10, 2017
a man who has a special set of skills that may or may not include weapons training and who will protect his daughter at all costs if and when groom screws up
by craftmaster March 20, 2017
Jerry's Friends:
I really feel sorry for Jerry:he married a real Bride of Frankenstein.
Ya...she's ugly as sin...sh!...here she comes!
I really feel sorry for Jerry:he married a real Bride of Frankenstein.
Ya...she's ugly as sin...sh!...here she comes!
by thedzone October 9, 2009
The Princess Bride is both a book and a movie.
The movie, from 1987, is incredibly corny. Most people associate this story with that movie.
However, the book is very different. IT IS ONE OF THE MOST ROMANTIC ADVENTURE BOOKS THAT EXISTS!
William Goldman wrote The Princess Bride as an abridged version of S. Morgenstern's book, which is said to be a satire about European Royalty. However, S. Morgenstern's book never existed-- Goldman wrote the book entirely himself.
The Princess Bride was published in 1973.
The movie, from 1987, is incredibly corny. Most people associate this story with that movie.
However, the book is very different. IT IS ONE OF THE MOST ROMANTIC ADVENTURE BOOKS THAT EXISTS!
William Goldman wrote The Princess Bride as an abridged version of S. Morgenstern's book, which is said to be a satire about European Royalty. However, S. Morgenstern's book never existed-- Goldman wrote the book entirely himself.
The Princess Bride was published in 1973.
by lnglng July 2, 2006
by Wizards Sleeve January 15, 2007