Step 1: Take a huge shit.
Step 2: Find a nice big long piece.
Step 3: Place shit in freezer.
Step 4: Wait until frozen.
Step 5: Use as a dildo on your lady friend.
Step 2: Find a nice big long piece.
Step 3: Place shit in freezer.
Step 4: Wait until frozen.
Step 5: Use as a dildo on your lady friend.
Renee was using her toys the other night, when one of them broke. Doesn't matter. We can still make a Jamaican Bobsled.
by leeden82 December 7, 2010
Fucking a chick in a shitty bunghole, pulling it out and then sliding your cock between her ass cheeks.
"after screwing that chick in her dirty bum, my cock looked like a Jamaican bobsled sliding through her cheeks."
by Santo Mafioso February 28, 2008
That Nigerian bobsled was very fast.
by Mansa.Musa February 13, 2018
When you are having sex with a girl then flip her over and break her leg. Then you and three of your friends carry her by her orifices towards a cheering crowd.
by Dirty Chaos September 18, 2017
When one takes a didgeridoo and packs it full of snow, and begins to insert into an anus and begins to blow the snow into your anal cavity!
Jay began to take the Australian bobsled he then began to get a brain freeze when Austin pack his ass with snow by performing a musical master piece.
by stihl December 27, 2013
Have you ever tried the scottish bobsled? I can do it better than anyone. I can play the bagpipes while taking it in the coolie.
by pepe July 31, 2004
When your wife or girlfriend is pregnant, give her some pigtails for handles make her face the stairwell and ride her down them stairs while sitting on her back like a pro! the ultimate birth control
"she told me she was pregnant, so i gave her a missouri bobsled"
"watch out she might fuck yea and get you some kids, that allright ill just get her a missouri bobsled!"
i won the gold medal for missouri bobsledding back in '93
"watch out she might fuck yea and get you some kids, that allright ill just get her a missouri bobsled!"
i won the gold medal for missouri bobsledding back in '93
by fenton militia December 15, 2007