Weirdo Van Beardo

Typically a male with unkept stubble or oddly disheveled appearance while also driving a suspicious looking van or truck

“Gross there goes another weirdo van beardo driving a broken down van.”

by DarthStellar September 3, 2022

Double weirdo beardo

Its a bearded man that is VERY strange. Also a word if you see a bearded thief.

-Double weirdo beardo with strange shorts!

-???

-Huuuu... a very strange bearded MAN!

(double weirdo beardo)- Hey, who you talkin' to!!!!???! @%&!#$*&^%!!!

by Nalya April 17, 2022

Beardo

Smallest in the “gators” group chat also worse lettuce in the “gators” group chat commonly referred to as a “celery stick”

That kid beardo is so small

by Wbnrkwmtkwlfoxln March 3, 2021

Beardo

a weird person with a beard

Oh look at that beardo!

by oh pp July 22, 2021

Beardo

A Latin Third-Declension Noun

It essentially means deranged maniac with a horrible beard.

Declension:

Nom. - Beardo

Gen. - Beardonis

Dat. - Beardoni

Acc. - Beardonem

Abl .- Beardone

Plural Declension:

Nom. - Beardones
Gen. - Beardonum

Dat. - Beardonibus
Acc. - Beardones
Abl .- Beardonibus

Beardo credit tempus erat quo filius non erat.

Beardones hostiles Dei sunt.

by TommyC2023 January 31, 2023

Beardo

Someone who cannot grow a beard and lashes out at people who can.

Pete: we shouldn't allow beardos in our military

by Sometimes I throwup October 1, 2025

Beardo

A man who grew out a beard in order to compensate for average to below average looks, and also has a weird/awkward personality and had a shaky, somewhat hard time dealing with women.

He was always a quiet, nerdy kid who was awkward with women. Then he grew out a beard and started working out. He's a total beardo now.

by Mdmills79 December 14, 2025