Brooding

The act of crushing eggs under one’s body for sexual pleasure. Derived from the original meaning of ‘brooding’—sitting on eggs—it has come to describe a form of sexual deviance, particularly within a subset of the furry community known as avians.

Other forms:

Brooded(past tense of Brooding)
Brooding it(same use as the phrase ‘Marking it’)

Little Timmy discovered his LOVE for birds and wanted to express that passion. Brooding was the perfect way to express his angst.

Brooding by Omelet Enjoyer March 24, 2026

Kevin-Baconing

Kevin-Baconing (verb): When you're stressed, mad or frustrated and all you can do is go to an empty warehouse (or whatever space is accessible to you at the time) and dance around—typically in a flailing manner—using machinery and other objects as gymnastics equipment to express your deepest emotions. Upon Kevin-Baconing, you feel like a weight has been lifted. You find that you are no longer the ghost of Kevin Bacon (aka Ren McCormack). Instead, you are yourself again... but way better.

Hey so I have to cancel plans tonight. Work was a real bitch. I'll be in my garage Kevin-Baconing until I feel better. Hit you up after.

Kevin-Baconing by Tom Ato December 2, 2022

shitting and barding 

When someone playing bard from league of legends cums all over the enemy team in a team fight.

"Wow nick you really were shitting and barding on the enemy that game. Back shots were given."

shitting and barding by HyperColossus November 27, 2021