baldy the one eyed champ 

1. a penis, or wang depsnding on your physical location.

Ms. Ford needs to meet baldy the one eyed champ for a few bouts in my bed.

baldy the one eyed champ by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Baldy-Beast 

A horribly ugly foul smelling bull-like person who cannot be defined as man or woman, posessing more hair on it's face than on it's head (hence the irony in it's name). Also posses sagging breasts and possibly a mangina.

Mirix: Omg... did you see that Baldy-Beast?

Star: No, but I smelled it!

Baldy-Beast by The Real Underdraft Fan February 9, 2010

baldy bastard 

Person with no hair

You are a baldy bastard

baldy bastard by 🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️ October 24, 2017

Baldy Boys

A group of folically challenged men or women

Me: look at that guy over there
Friend: What is wrong with him?
Me: Baldy Boys!!!!!!

Baldy Boys by Jonah the chef May 10, 2018

Baldy stegle 

A tall skinny baldy man that looks like a lamppost , he has a nech like an ostrich and a head as soft as a bum cheeck and as pointed as a nipple

Did you see the baldy stegle today

Baldy stegle by Choga July 17, 2018

baldy downlow

Ugly white boy with missing teeth who has to have a girlfriend and kids by his side to hide the fact that he secretly likes to be bent over and given it hard by another man in the butt. He has been this way for years and has to hide it because he talks so much shit about others and knows everybody will laugh at him. His girlfriends secretly know about this and have tried to remain on their side but he ends up messing up the relationship because he drinks so much and tries to sleep with anybody and everybody. Also has to constantly speak down on other females to make himself feel better because his butthole still hurts from the the big cucumber his girl shoved up his but the night before without using lube.

Oh he takes it in the butt? What a baldy downlow.

baldy downlow by Niggabitchbullyxxx October 25, 2019

Baldy forks

Shaved vagina

Show us ya baldy forks

Baldy forks by psyrollin November 7, 2019