Bacon 

Nature's Candy.

Bacon grows off trees, primarily ripe in the late spring.

Bacon by Nefarious! February 3, 2010

Bacon 

The greatest thing known to the human race.

"Hey Joe, whats your favorite food?"

"Bacon. Duh."

Bacon by afishypuss November 23, 2009

bacon 

The best stuff on earth
It can cure cancer

that pig has some serious dick

bacon by Hasbro Jones May 21, 2004

bacon 

- unwanted email that is not quite spam
- email you signed up for but don't really want
- email you want to receive but don't want in your inbox

When signing up for a free account on that web site they send you an activation email along with seven other "welcome" messages. Those seven messages are bacon.

bacon by David Marcucci August 30, 2007

bacon 

possibly the most overrated food on this planet

it's bacon, calm the fuck down

bacon by hiphophead293847 November 25, 2009

bacon 

A Police Officer who is giving you a hard time, or being a "dick".

That bacon was all over my ass, i didnt do shit.

bacon by The Los October 7, 2004

Bacon 

n. A UK prison slang term. its an umbrella term for grasses (informants), nonces (pedophiles and rapists).

Prisoner 1: "Did you hear what Bob did today when the bacons were out in the C block exercise yard?

Prisoner 2: "No, what happened?"

Prisoner 1: "He threw the contents of his slops bucket out his window all over a group of them walking underneath."

Prisoner 2: "HAHAHAHAHA, serves them right the scum-filth-bastards that they are. They gonna stink for a week!!"

Or: "When that bacon 'Jimmy-the -grass' comes out of his cell for association today, plug him with this shank"

Bacon by IFFY January 26, 2015