White People Alzheimer's 

Even if you don't have alzheimer's, you have it because you're white and white people always forget something.

'Did u take ur briquet?'
- OH FUCK i forgot it at home
'WHAT DID I TELL YOU A COUPLE MINUTES AGO FFS, fucking white people alzheimer's'

White People Alzheimer's by UNCOOR UN GROOP October 25, 2018

alchzeimers 

The phenomenon of memory loss through the application of alcohol, usually observed during the recovery / hangover phase.

"WTF did we get up to last night ? I totally have alchzeimers."

alchzeimers by Fujisawa Sensei December 23, 2015

Calzheimers 

A mental disorder where the person effected by it willingly changes their name, and when they do so the memories of the previous memory are forgotten. This mainly only happens in social media and such but severe cases applies in real life.

“My friend got Calzheimers, really bad. He called himself Brad and started kicking people and I’m really mad.”

Calzheimers by TheCalFan January 1, 2020

Alzheimery

Relating to one's confused state of mind.

His Alzheimery is gettin bad, yesterday he asked me what time it was, then asked am or pm!

Alzheimery by zaction75 November 15, 2010

toilet alzheimer's 

Forgetting to wipe your ass after going to the toilet

Oh man, i have huge skidmakrs - I forgot to wipe, I think I've got toilet Alzheimer's

toilet alzheimer's by Optimop December 9, 2016

Alcheimers 

Drinking to the point of not remembering anything that happened while intoxicated. Synonym for blacking out. A combination of Alcohol and Alzheimers.

I don't remember doing that last night. I drank too much and got alcheimers.

Alcheimers by TheSolution03 October 7, 2010

Alaska Alzheimer's 

When passing through the state of Alaska you will suddenly forget everything you know about yourself for a while.

Barry: Jesus Christ it's cold here!
Rick: Yeah it is, man.
Barry: I wish I had a- hold on, who the fuck are you, why are we in the south fucking pole?
Rick: Oh shit Barry, you've got Alaska Alzheimer's again!

Alaska Alzheimer's by AllFiftyStatesBaby June 9, 2018