Aye foo did you see the johnnys pull over cuh.
by prettybihhh May 6, 2020
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A guy who basically screams 'don't be that guy' out to everyone even though he's actually 'that guy'. Tries to fap on any hard surface but still hasn't gone through puberty. Also thinks he's a roadman and all but acts like a baby who had his sweeties taken off him. In some cases he's really dumb and gets F-s in everything, including life.

What a guy.
'what's he doing over there?'
'fapping'
'oh johnny, don't be that guy'
by gotsacrilege May 12, 2022
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A drunk asshole who gets pulled over at 108 mph and loses his job all over his ex gf
Don't be a Johnnie
by Cheeko February 11, 2017
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omg johnny? hes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by polloAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA November 4, 2020
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Somebody strong with great intuition and loyal personality.
There's not anything better than having a Johnny in your friend circle.
by Tallboy71 August 12, 2020
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johnny is a hot ass boi 🥵 he is loved and has bestfriends who has his back and he loves them too. he loves life but could have insecurities about nobody liking him, he would help u and have your back during anything and gets into fights for u, and may even die for u. Dont lose a johnny. btw dark humor and inappropriate jokes r his fav
by a urban dictionary lover December 5, 2020
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A term used to discribe a stolen car. Mainly used in Philly.
"Yo Dave got charged for that Johnny"
by mmmargie September 24, 2007
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