Moorizon Wireless

The art of stalking a fellow co worker outside of a bathroom door listening to the worker dedicate, then blame the worker of having a cell phone on him.

Someone might be on a cell phone-Hope he is using Moorizon wireless.

by Bamako May 7, 2021

Wireless Blunt

when the roach falls out so you chong the paper

Fuck bro my roach fell out now I have a Wireless Blunt

by Matchiavello March 20, 2022

wireless hed

getting your dick sucked with no hands

In the song It's a Problem by Beanie Siegel ft. Jadakiss, J-a-d-a spits:

'i'm still getting wireless hed/ dat's hed with no hands'

by teflon fem! May 4, 2006

Wireless Hunter

A person who, no matter the occasion, always uses wireless access on their phones, PDAs or netbooks, in every coffee shop, at every airport, etc.

Waiter: Hello, I'm Disposable, and I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I get you?
Wireless Hunter: Shut up, I'm tweeting.

by thecarofmiki June 27, 2010

spectrum wireless

When two autists attempt to communicate with each other.

Autist A: yo did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
Autist B: CA-CA-CA-CASHEWS CASHEWS FRU-FRU-FRU FRUUITTT!!
Person C: bros this convo is on some spectrum wireless type shit.

by penis_trucka_da_wraith_trucka September 22, 2022

wireless dutch rudder

A dutch rudder has someone working the arm of your hand your spanking it with, difference is, the wireless version has the person on the other end of the phone is "talking you through it" instead of actually physically being there to do it with you.

Hey bro, 'ol girl worked me over with the wireless dutch rudder last night while we were texting, just as good as the physical version!

by K1974 May 4, 2018

wireless fedelity

A bullshit phrase to explain what wifi stands for. It is also quite like oxygen, if we don't have wifi, we will not survive.

Juan: Man do they got some wireless fedelity here?
Brady: Dude that's not a real word. Wi-fi isn't an acronym, it's just a name.

wifi
wi-fi
juan
wireless
shit
bullshit
oxygen

by soIcanenteranythinghere? March 1, 2016