Wireless Hunter

A person who, no matter the occasion, always uses wireless access on their phones, PDAs or netbooks, in every coffee shop, at every airport, etc.

Waiter: Hello, I'm Disposable, and I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I get you?
Wireless Hunter: Shut up, I'm tweeting.

by thecarofmiki June 27, 2010

wirelessness

When a wireless device is no longer connected wirelessly.

my mouse is suffering wirelessness

by Dches May 29, 2017

Wireless hole punch

Basically code word for a gun.

Don't make me use the wireless hole punch!

by Kdot cdot December 27, 2021

Wireless Keyboard

A tool used to hit people over the head in anger when you die in Minecraft

"I just hit my brother over the head with my wireless keyboard and he stopped breathing"

"Sheesh!!!"

by MaybeAnonymous May 6, 2022

wireless brain charger

charge ur brain wireless :)

i have a wireless brain charger

by dameem March 4, 2019

《.7.9.7.6.》You Can Only Take Off Wireless Network from Television With Remote Control《.7.9.7.6.》

《.7.9.7.6.》You Can Only Take Off Wireless Network from Television With Remote Control《.7.9.7.6.》

《.7.9.7.6.》You Can Only Take Off Wireless Network from Television With Remote Control《.7.9.7.6.》

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. May 5, 2025

wireless fedelity

A bullshit phrase to explain what wifi stands for. It is also quite like oxygen, if we don't have wifi, we will not survive.

Juan: Man do they got some wireless fedelity here?
Brady: Dude that's not a real word. Wi-fi isn't an acronym, it's just a name.

wifi
wi-fi
juan
wireless
shit
bullshit
oxygen

by soIcanenteranythinghere? March 1, 2016