Wheezing

Stupid fuckwit things Americans say when they think something is funny

“Shows funny joke” “man I’m wheezing” “shut the fuck up cunt”

by Ryan Gebber October 10, 2021

Wheeze on cheese

A term for wheezing on cheese

wheeze on cheese people

by dbhdoggos June 15, 2018

no wheezing Wednesday

You can not wheeze the whole 24 hours or ur gay

AHAHAHAHA- Mariah

Mariah lost no wheezing Wednesday that day

by erykah bitch ass November 11, 2019

Squeeze-n-wheeze

Similar to a wake and bake, it is the act of enjoying your weed in the morning accompanied by freshly squeezed orange juice.

Person 1: "hey Mike, you need to get up and change for work"
Person 2: "okay, I'm going to squeeze-n-wheeze first"

by Dirty hoodlatch 69 February 25, 2018

wheezing tortoise

someone who shot an ostrich in the last 34 minutes

he is a wheezing tortoise

by Human who is also an ostrich June 24, 2022

Wheezed

really drunk really high or really crossed

Bro you were wheezed last night.

by December 25, 2022

Wheeze

A cedric kisser

Your such a wheeze

by troller12345 June 9, 2020