The story of wee wee goes like this...
Once upon a time there was a little boy called ally. Ally LOVED to play with all sorts of things! Rocks, trees, sticks, fruit, veg, and even some special things in mummy’s top drawer! Anything that could fit she played with. But one day, she came across a BEAUTIFUL mann. So beautiful and handsome. But there was something special abt this mann, something that had never happened before... IT WOULDN’T FIT!!!
so they forced it in. The end
Once upon a time there was a little boy called ally. Ally LOVED to play with all sorts of things! Rocks, trees, sticks, fruit, veg, and even some special things in mummy’s top drawer! Anything that could fit she played with. But one day, she came across a BEAUTIFUL mann. So beautiful and handsome. But there was something special abt this mann, something that had never happened before... IT WOULDN’T FIT!!!
so they forced it in. The end
Phiney Poo: have YOU seen ally wee wee today!?
Smoddi: yes she looks stunning!
Sheik: tremendously beautiful!
dharmann fam: gorgeous!
Murray: only the best!
Mann: wtf did ya’ll putas say?
Smoddi: yes she looks stunning!
Sheik: tremendously beautiful!
dharmann fam: gorgeous!
Murray: only the best!
Mann: wtf did ya’ll putas say?
by sexcmincham May 21, 2021

After a drinks night out, Chris found himself walking down home but couldn't walk straight and had to resort to wee-wee walking.
by Spartacus23 November 13, 2010

When Custard came across the plains, the indians had scattered, all that was left was the wee wee teepee that the general obliged himself to use.
by jeffbo June 09, 2009

by w00t72 March 18, 2005

Girl 1: We hooked up he had a big wee wee.
Girl 2: Man I wish I had a big wee wee to suck on right now.
Girl 2: Man I wish I had a big wee wee to suck on right now.
by KoolAss12YearOld May 31, 2018

A person, generally, but not exclusively identifying with the indie rock sub culture, who is overly nice and sensetive to the point of being percieved as fake, in a blatant attempt to gain acceptance. The men can often be identified by their clothing, which frequently consists of bad rock band t-shirts, girls jeans, wallet chains, and knit scarves in inappropriately warm weather.
That guy at the bar was such a wee wee face. I'm glad he bought me a beer, I just wished he would have shut up about his friends noisebrock band!
by Bosco057 September 25, 2012

A party which consists mostly of males... So everyone begins to call random hoes over (see phone book pimpin)
Dude 1: Man, this party sucks. Its a fuckin wee wee buffet up in here.
Dude 2: Yeah man. Call Candice... tell here we got "all she can eat."
Dude 2: Yeah man. Call Candice... tell here we got "all she can eat."
by Bob1 July 24, 2008
