A John weber is a person who has a ver large penis. But no self respect. Like big m. Makes girls uncomfortable
There is a john weber bothering me
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Dumb bitch that likes every guy that comes in sight.
She's such a Brianna weber, she has been engaged twice
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Fattest thing ever!!! It only shows itself when noone is expecting it.
I saw mount weber 6 times today, it just kept getting bigger and bigger!!!
by Yao Ming April 7, 2004
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Is so "depressed" and is just acting happy.

Constantly lies and over exaggerates everything.
A dick to everybody.
Hes so "depressed" he must be a Nick Weber.
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A smart person who has no sense of humour whats so ever and would fuck Chewbacca and R2-D2 if she had the chance
Such a Jensen Weber
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A particular girl who enjoys giving other people a licky dicky
That girl in the back of the bus suddenly started to give a lauren weber
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Bald headed man with glasses who takes selfies in his spare time.
That man looked some what like a Dan weber
by Danwebedan October 22, 2013
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