King Von

A sexy nigga who is not from 63rd and has four plus three, three plus two bodies on his count.

LIL DURK: Aye Von aint you turning 63 today?
KING VON: No

LIL DURK: But aint this yo 63rd birthday?
KING VON: BITCH WE NOT FROM 63RD!!!!
LIL DURK: OK OK CHILL

by Mansnothot69420! November 4, 2022

Von Kaiser

The act of becoming a boxing coach and getting your dick punched in by a 9 year old you teach.

"He got Von Kaiser'd!"

by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 13, 2022

von Ahn'd

Getting completely screwed over because someone has put a nearly impossible obstacle in your way.

I got totally von Ahn'd on the 251 homework this week.

by The Thirtieth Vampire Number January 13, 2011

ON KING VON

The rapper who died on November 6th, Dayvon Daquan Known as king Von, “On King von” means On king vons grave since he died..

Guy: Yo bro, kevin having a party on Saturday night, you sliding?

Guy 2: On king von fasho I’m gon make it

by SWoOz_sLaPz February 22, 2021

von dutch

Could quite possibly be the greatest pinstriper ever. A tortured artist like myself, but raped by the mass media in a frenzy to wear clothing with his name on it when they really have no idea who he is, or how much he was against the mainstream.

dick: Hey I'm wearing Von Dutch cause I wanna be cool.

smart guy: Uhhh do you even know who Von Dutch was?

dick: Von Dutch isn't a person! It's clothing, Idiot!

smart guy: I'll be layin' ya down real quite like.*blows dick away with a shotgun*

by JT Money March 7, 2005

J-von

Extreme superhero, known to kick everyones ass, also a Tech teacher. He has unlimited knowledge and outwits the helmeted Masquerade any day of the week. Prominent as a superhero in the mid 20th century, later hid his superhero image and let himself go to become a teacher.

" Its a blimp! Its a crane! No! It's J-von! "

Student: sir I need help
Jvon: Get Out.

by dan444448 September 17, 2011

Von Maur

An upscale department store in the midwest (i.e. Nebraska, Illinois, and Iowa) that is similar to Nordstrom but undeniably nicer. Know for it's stellar Christmas decor, shoe department, and piano player.

Let's go to Von Maur; I need some Uggs for my trip to Aspen.

by HydrangeaGrace June 28, 2010